Sure Charlie Brown, you go kick that football.

Did they run out of legit credentials after "Deadspin Columnist" and just said, "fuck it, lets go with GQ"? lol

Look at those arrogant twerps, just walking around like they're the cock of the BB.

Throw at their fucking heads next time. No respect for the unwritten rules.

Maddon: You can't just go out there and take a shit on the field like that.

Just stick around this week. There's gonna be shit coming out your ears.

More like Freddy Adieu, amirite?

you know something? you fucking suck. i hope Luis Suarez bites your dick off.

With all due respect, Tom, I think we can all agree that the best inning a pitcher can have is when his first pitch sails into the stands and kills Mike Lupica.

Following the incident, Colon was reportedly stuffed for days.

Drew just got served.

Breaking: The Rockets have traded James Harden and a future first round pick for Nic Batum's dog.

Oh now I get it.

+4 1/2

Johnny said to the police officer when he got pulled over, "Yes officer, I blew a .345, but SHE just blew a 3.45...EHHHHH!?!?!! EHHHHHH?!?!?!"

The old pace possum

As a high school student, I consider myself to be fairly experienced with the other gender.

He moonrights as a drummer for a Misfits tribute band.