Cool Ranch Doritos over Hint of Lime Tortilla Chips? Savages.

In these turbulent times, it's nice to know that athletes are the no matter what country's they're from.

Someone watched a little too much Saved by the Bell....

I'm more shocked that Drew knows what milquetoast means. Or how to spell it for that matter.

Lawrence Taylor's fuck list*

Trying not to giggle uncontrollably in a half empty office at 7:40 AM > fresh sharts

This is a half step away from the "Doing it the right way" claim. Kill it with fire!

They drink from the river. That's on fire. Because Cleveland.

Half Life 3 confirmed.

I am actually surprised Drew didn't post this.

Or the classy way.

I, for one, welcome our new Avian overlords.

What's with the tiny, ugly horse?

:|

Take too many roids this happens*

I clicked it a bunch and made a song. Still better than Daft Punk.

Coming from a Stars fan who watched the Ducks curb stomp his team, I still have so many feels watching Teemu hang them up. NHL '94 stand up.

He moonrights as a drummer for a Misfits tribute band.

Is that Bret Hart?

My older brother (3 years older, he was 12, I was 9) played co-ed indoor soccer growing up. I was a body that they kept active on the team so they wouldn't have to forfeit. Due to some absences and some injuries, my Dad (the Coach), finally turned to me and said, "All right son. You're up!" I was ecstatic. I was going…