Holy shit.

The New York Spike Lee's?

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ALL PRAISE BASED HELIX AND BIRD JESUS

Obligatory Foot Fetish Joke

Who is Spike Lee?

Intoxication manslaughter is eligible for probation as well. Probation - 20 years is the window of sentencing. Source: My pops is a lawyer.

What the fuck did I just listen to?

Winner, Winner, Chicken Parts Dinner!

Sarah once walked in on Jim naked, watching highlights of last season. He was pounding his chest and screaming, "YEAH PLEATS, YEAH!"

Something something, Fighting Irish.

This isn't the set of the Big Lebowski! SHUT THE FUCK UP DONNIE!

I very rarely get distract...let's go ride bikes!

2013 Broncos*

Vince Young's accountant?

The Rams have always been so mediocre in popularity that my dog chewed up the Kurt Warner autobiography I got as a kid. Nothing else in the whole house.

Has anyone told Jelly Roll yet?

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I wonder if it hunts with the pack yet...