"He said he had his fill of football and that he likes to walk and wander, and he was looking for a warmer place," Ortega said.

I puked from chemo last night... #humblebrag

My plan was to walk it all off. I can walk off a barf. I can grit and scrap my way out of a barfy situation.

Whoa. He's eating at Cheesecake Factory? $13 million won't be nearly enough.

Shit. I've got to look through my browser history. I swear I just saw something about a weird trick to help stave off performance anxiety.

Ahem, it's a Banana Republic sweater. TAKE THAT.

Tying a North Face around your waist: because you can take the kid out of a prep school, but...

The only good thing about the Bucs is that their original orange unis look like the tastiest bar at the ice cream truck. Creamsicles 4 lyfe.

I know we no longer require commenters to be funny or have a point, but can we at least require the writers to do so?

Thanks for doing this list, I was concerned all the world's insufferable Mexican food snobs were hanging out somewhere else on the internet today.

No chorizo or lengua makes this list horseshit.

The most

Wow... I LITERALLY just launched the lightsaber app two days ago to mess with my dog. Had to have been the first time I used it in over a year.

Meanwhile the Spurs be all

Half Life 3 confirmed.