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If there's grass on the field, eat it.

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In true Arnold Palmer fashion, it was actually half poop and half pee.

As always, it looks better frozen with a wooden stick in it.

Felineists

This is an excellent advertisement, considering that each gif is a perfect copy of the previous gif.

OK, let's try to come up with some loopholes here. If the rule really is just that the football can't be used as a prop, then couldn't a player technically dunk the football through the goal post as long as he first makes clear to the ref that his intent is not for the football to represent a basketball, but to remain…

Last week, former teammates Thurman Thomas, Bruce Smith, and Andre Reed visited Kelly in his home after the news of the recurrence was announced.

Pretty poor taste for all those EMTs to wear "Surprise" shirts. How did they even get them made so fast?!

Whatever you say e e cummings.

Yeah, one arbitrary grouping of made up symbols that we call letters is superior to another arbitrary grouping of symbols!!! My arbarbitrary grouping of symbols has been around longer!

Those all sound like WNBA team names.

Yet, the New York Andrea Bargnani Shits All Over The Court While Falling Sideways remains strangely unclaimed.

So there's still time to trademark, "Unsalvageable Dumpster Fire"?

The New York Minutes.

Ah, Dallas's own bridge to nowhere...

Tonight, you.