It's times like this that I want to go out and hug Tony Romo. Yes, he's frustrating at times but man it can get far, far, far worse.

The most amazing aspect of this whole story is that a dog actually learned how to tweet.

Antonio Cromartie has like 15 of these photos.

When did the Vikings sign Darren Sproles?

Cant get more adorable? I think not.

That's a shame, I heard he was the sleeper breakout star for this season.

I'd guess that the median Deadspin commenter is a 34-year-old white male with middle-to-high income but also above-average alcohol consumption. So we're taking about a remaining live expectancy of 47 years, give or take. My best guess is that you'll die in 2060, perhaps just a few days before Sasha Obama wins her…

It's really going to fuck the Cowboys when even their shittiest practice team players have to get signed to mandatory 2-year contracts.

After last night though, Tim Hudson probably prefers the IHOP.

I wonder if it hunts with the pack yet...

I wonder if it hunts with the pack yet...

Obviously too chill for The Tao of Pooh.

At least I don't shit my pants you little fuck.

These fucking white people.

/ Covers story, consumes contents of cup, is complimentary of product's freshness

Fun fact: Jerry Rice already knows the answer to this.

Are the refs going to be stingy I expect at least one or two Unneccesary Ruff-ness calls.

Old Yeller across from Aaron Hernandez could prove to be an interesting matchup.