No matter what happens the rest of the year, this is already the second worst weekend of OSU's 2013-2014 football season, only behind their inevitable thumping at the hands of an SEC school in their bowl game.

Even the workers left.

It's crackin in Taiwan, but I'm gettin a massage and this ladyboy put this Hot ass oil on my back sooo I'm about to fart..#GetBack

At least we know he won't have a Harden.

Taiwan? Massage? Oil on your back? You're doing it wrong, KD.

This is what happens when you trust Nick Collison with your phone.