Lies. 

No, you don’t. No omnivore has tried to push anybody into following their diets. Ever.

he choked the lion to death while defending himself.

I admire Trump and his team’s ability to successfully push the narrative that supporting Trump = supporting America. It is so far removed from reality that having to explain it to someone is almost more trouble than it is worth. 

“Which bone is most likely to be infected with racism? Femur? Rib? Have medical professionals ever confirmed the existence of a racist bone?”

But why go backwards? Why not set this a hundred years in the future, or at least post-Nemesis? Oh, wait, wrong franchise.

Yes, you, a single person who went to this place occasionally put this place on the map, all by yourself, because your level of influence is just that monumental. Also you’re right, they’re rejecting your child specifically - it is a slap in the face to you! Also, you and your child are the most important people in…

If you choose a beard over wings, crab legs, and crawfish, you’re on the wrong site.  Screw your beard, man!  These are delicious eats!

Parents, do your job. Teach your kids, do not ask for permission.

Paying fans should stay the fuck out of the game.  No one’s there to see them.  They’re not there to “participate.”

Calling him the most successful basketball coach in North America is pretty disingenuous considering he coaches in a league nobody has ever heard of. It would be like me calling myself the most dominant 1v1 player in the continent because my 1 year old son has never scored on me 

Kind of hard to describe it as Malkin hitting Oshie when what Malkin did is move his body so that Oshie simply ran into a different part of Malkin than he wantd to. 

Add five games to Tom Wilson’s suspension for Malkin’s hit...

I can see how skating face-first into someone’s shoulder would hurt.

Malkin got the penalty for not turning into mist so that little bitch could skate safely through him.

I have never understood people who swing out to make a simple, single, right or left lane only turn either. Unless you in a metro bus, 18 wheeler/the like, or limo, there is no need for you non drivers to do that bs.

I don’t know but I absolutely HATE that shit! Maybe I never noticed it before but in the last 5 years or so it has become so prevalent that it has me thinking that I’m the one fucking up by not doing it! Mugs on Long Island can’t drive for shit and the ones who pull this type of shit are even worse. But you want to…

This is serial killer behavior 

Can you use it as a stun gun?

Can you use it as a stun gun?