No

Rye chip is, of course, the correct answer. But I do love to follow it up with that sweet little corn Chex.

The correct ranking is:

Kim Mulkey’s grimace at the sight of a fast food spread for the Baylor Women’s Basketball team’s visit to the White House is worth a thousand words.

Michael:

I have always done this to mix salads because I don’t own typical salad tossers or a salad spinner.

Someone needs to tell Michael that salad spinners are for getting excess water off your salad greens after washing them, NOT for tossing the salad. 

the salad spinner doesn’t mix the salad, it removes all the excess water from the surfaces. then you can take the bowl of the salad spinner out, leave the lid on it, and invert it to mix things up a bit. thumbs down for watery salad.

Typing out the transcript so I don’t have to dig out headphones to watch the video makes you my favorite writer at the moment.

Both of the calls were correct.

> how much of an asshole Curry is on any given night.

Wow. You seem tremendously fucking dumb.

The 10 feet over the rim thing is meaningless. Durant was holding him, and there is no “uncatchable” rule in basketball.

Neither call is nearly as bad as the Warriors Twitter accounts say they are, but regardless, no call would justify how much of a gigantic asshole Curry comes off as there.

I dont understand how Twizzlers are “offensive” to people. They are chewy strawberry ropes. Red vines have no flavor, texture, or aroma other than a vaguely flour-ey mouthfeel. They are the equivalent of the shitty brownies from a box at the middle school bake sale compared to the mom who can actually bake rolling out…

This is the worst take in a thread full of bad takes.

You’re really going to complain about this after Tacko committed about 7 fouls before finally fouling out? Dude figured out refs were only going to call about half of the fouls he committed by draping his arms over people as they went to the rim. Good on him for realizing how the refs were calling the game, but you…

I can not with the mouth sounds in that video.

I’m such a Deadspin fanboy that I hate Barstool Sports despite the fact that I’ve never visited their site.

Miracle Whip for life!