My fiancee, friends, and coworkers all give me a hard time for eating cottage cheese with chocolate milked poured over top

I have the red model, but I only use one or two combs. Takes less than 10 minutes to buzz my entire head

I have the red model, but I only use one or two combs. Takes less than 10 minutes to buzz my entire head

Good try though!

I read the title as “two foreheads” and I was a little concerned about what I was clicking on

Kabaddi?

*Anderson Cooper eyeroll*

They should suspend Olynyk until he gets that mound of pubes off his chin

Always wash your dishes after you make your shower salad!

This is my favorite thing now

Magary’s voice is somehow worse than I imagined

This is just an overpriced robe

This is just an overpriced robe

I notice you left off "Doctor of Thuganomics"

When do I get MY ebola?

I never expected you to be a fat-shamer

What does each Deadspin writer smell like?

Teavana Contour Tumbler. Tea stays hot for 6 hours or so. It's pricey, but seems like it's going to last a long time.

Booger?

This list is shit pie