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If someone has any actual evidence that the Penguins get fewer penalties and suspensions over the years than other teams, I’d love to see it. Otherwise, this storyline that they do is just whiny bullshit. It’s also amazing how all the alleged preferential treatment they get resulted in exactly zero titles or finals

Thank God.

I. Fucking. Hate. The. *TOXIN* Babble.

I think I speak for everyone outside the 312 area code. Git er done, Blues.

"Ass-hole"

And here you are just fucking that chicken.

It is not a shame that UNC-Cheat loses like that. It is Justice.

Here’s a tip from a dog lover for people who don’t own dogs. There were some basic mistakes by the players in this video. The dog is scared. If you are seen as a threat, the dog will not come. Don’t jog up to it and expect it not to cower when you clumsily grasp at it. Just wait for it to approach you while your hand

Want to be so excited for the adaptation, but they’ve made some major and strange changes (completely switching who has what powers, changing 16 year old characters into young children etc). I love, love, love Eva Green though so I’ll give it a chance even though it’s already murdered the book and buried it out back.

I enjoy the NCAA taking a harder stance on a leaked bracket than they ever did when a major program committed widespread academic fraud and basically made up a major.

If your allergic kid is incapable of questioning and staying away from whatever substance he’s allergic to, it’s your responsibility to teach him before letting him leave the house.

My husband and his chicken legs appreciate the advice (which he apparently hears at least once a week in the gym because that sentiment is super original and totally welcomed when it comes from a stranger who doesn’t realize that you just finished a set of squats in the other room), but sometimes genetics just sucks.

Lol Kevin Garnett is a fake tough guy

I have one of these and love it.

I have one of these and love it.

i bought one. works real good

i bought one. works real good

Seriously though, as an Omaha resident, please provide me with the necessary information.

In some parallel universe, the end of Super Bowl 50 is a heartwarming affair, with an aging legend riding the

I’m not surprised Ashley Manning needs to take HGH.

Not only is Manning aware that he regularly hits the deck, but he also knows the officials won’t always end the play there. It’s a very specific “play to the whistle” counsel for his receivers.

lol, is he wearing his grandmother’s coat?

lol, is he wearing his grandmother’s coat?