Mr Robot took best series, which is absolutely deserved and it means they watched it, so I don’t see how Rami Malek didn’t get best actor. I know the awards aren’t linked, but Mr Robot deserved many, many more. I re-watched every episode when the last one was pushed back a week, and I’ve watched the whole thing over…

I try to keep it classy, and show up with a nice fat bag of weed.

This is bull shit. Booze is always the answer.

Let us all pray that it eats him.

You fumbled the EmOtW. The poor guy wasn’t asking how to make up with AG Mom, he was asking the the only question guys with daughters ask: How do I keep her off the pole? See, in this guy’s mind he has both made his daughter Less Popular, popularity being a key indicator of FPP (future pole potential) AND made her…

Manning incensed

“Real beer, massed produced”

Wait wait wait, you demand only Bud Light in coolers and no turkey/stuffing/sweet potatoes/pumkin pie on Thanksgiving? You sound like the worst person ever.

Man, I kept reading this hoping for some kind of through-line or identifiable argument, but the thesis here seems to be “the movies I don’t like are stupid.” Which is a valid enough argument (most of us have probably made it at least once or twice), but probably doesn’t need 3,000 words to be made. Which is especially…

Sorry Tim, I tried to read this review but all i kept hearing was WAH WAH WAHHH WAH WAH WAH WAH!

Does anyone know how to become a contestant on Shark Tank?

From Peyton’s clipboard:

The schools 92% acceptance rate matches the 92% of the student body with genital herpes.

“ Put on a show while I go fill your mom with dick nectar”

We’ll call it even.

LaBron blocks all the high prices at Ollie’s Bargain Outlet.

Still stuck in the idyllic “yummy phase” of childhood, are ya? Don’t worry, you’ll come around to these delicious hoppy messes we call the IPA and you’ll love it.