Watch the replay; he's hit at the waistband, towards the top of the foul protector, and not in the dick. He loses because he's faking, trying to either get his opponent disqualified or taking the easy way out of the fight. the foul protector is a steel cup encases in padding, and while it doesn't feel good getting…

So this is what Mark Mangino is doing on recruiting trips these days.

Exactly. Here's to you, Mr.-Novelty-Helmet-Wearing-Bringer-Of-The-Haymaker. Vote this guy in for Joe Arapaio's job.

Leon: Can't believe that updog.

They should suspend him without pay.

According to the New York Times, Cecily Strong asked to be moved off the desk and so she could be in more sketches: http://www.nytimes.com/2014/09/12/bus…

CrossFit is the Scientology of the fitness world.

It was even worse for Colorado's coach, Mike McIntyre, who wife called him Jim McElwain during sex later that evening.

Wow, tough break for Coach MacEnroe there.

"That's OK, your honor. For various reasons — that I naturally can't recall — there are a lot of gaps in my Denver memories, too."

how much longer will the League tolerate thugs like Manning who have no respect for the game? he should be suspended for the season imo. smh.

God i hate peyton manning

Peyton Manning's single-season passing record is even more bogus than Michael Strahan's sack record. He broke it by one yard, and the NFL and Elias Sports Bureau are putting their heads in the sand and refusing to acknowledge that a 7-yard "pass" to Eric Decker in the final game of the season was actually a lateral.

Raspberry is a mediocre-ass fruit. Not even the best of the berries.

Tousle his hair, buy him a pie, and say "next time you want something, just throw a shit fit"

Some little kid who's screaming fuck at his mom in public deserves nothing. Jesus Gawker what the fuck is wrong with you.

Disagree. This man is a (fictional) national hero.

Why are you so butt hurt about this? Who gives a shit, its a funny story, move on, and go on your merry way.

This list is shit pie