Any chance we can work a few ladies into the next one? Pools, Bikinis, Dunking. The dude in the black banana hammock does not count. Just a thought.

@LamarOdom

they see the US just north of them and will do anything to reach it

Whew, then it's a good thing that Manziel signs everything as Douche McNozzlebaum.

Well I'm a Jags fan, so this doesn't affect me in any way.

I call bullshit on the NFL unless they penalize the Lambeau Leap as well. Why is that entirely non-spontaneous celebration always immune in these crackdowns? Also, the Packers should be penalized every time they play that horrible fucking Todd Rundgren song when they score.

Are you sure it was JaVale honking his horn and not just the tugboat in the back?

Randy Johnson, murder.

Oh no! She missed out on an X Games gold medal! That's not something you get a shot at every couple of weeks, you know.

Seems worth it for her considering her tears are made of blackberry mountain dew.

Kind of surprised that she went for the exclamation point there, since by her reaction at the end you can clearly tell she's on her period.

Judging by her mascara, I really thought Meghan would have a lack of vanity.

A reluctant a-hole does indeed make for an awkward Ley

BREAKING

Wait, I didn't realize that A-Rod was being suspended for smuggling drugs.

first hung Asian i've ever seen.

Now that this has been captured on video, we're never going to hear the end of it from this guy.

Tough Mudder Competitor Suspended

i still don't understand why people spend so much money on these things. who the hell thought hillbilly racing through the back yard would turn into millions of dollars in profit.