"Wow, I didn't think he was going to pull it out."
- air

"Revenge! You crossed me one too many times."

The reason Fred McGriff is not included is sad yet simple. Major League Kickball, despite its acronym, does not allow black players.

If you're gonna take an editorial from Jezebel word-for-word, at least cite your source.

Young, Fresh-Faced Male Stanford Student: [nervously checks outfit and hair]

"Stop bitching and fuckin adapt."

white people have a lot of free time.

Once considered a myth to the citizens of Pittsburgh has now been confirmed. Women do exist under 250 lbs.

I like it better when he has fun by shagging extra fly balls during batting practice.

Are you seriously suggesting that drinking is somehow a "white problem?" I almost never drink myself, but I go to bars with friends occasionally for the live music. I don't see that the people drinking are exclusively one race or another. Are you saying other races don't drink as much as whites? I realize I'm a freak…

Justin's fans are just like an excited hockey crowd - on their feet and cheering even before the start of the first period.

Point of order:

Point of order: MICHIGAN DID NOT WIN THE 97 TITLE

Reiff: Looks like her Mustang ran out of gas.

Makes sense I guess. People with obvious brain trauma have been wearing mesh caps for years now:

The Flophouse is what Manu Ginobli calls his estate in Argentina.

I assume you're referring to fecal coliform bacteria, which is on all surfaces of all things all the time, no matter the proximity to a toilet.

Only 44 tackles and a handful of starts? Huh. You'd think she'd pick someone better at filling gaps.

Well those pics are from the end of the celebration. Most of the heat fans left early

I am think more along the lines of this guy