it's always great that instead of realizing that everyone should be able to rise up to better living conditions, to instead try and make sure there are people who make less than you below you.

FUCK YOU. These companies make record profits and huge amounts for their shareholders (look at Chipotle's share price sometime if you want a nice shock) and can't afford to pay their front line workers a living wage?

As a world class flutist and degenerate pansexual, I can only be conducted by a metronome, I simply cannot concentrate otherwise.

I think its weird to write a book about your kid when they're...still a kid. At least wait until they're old enough to consent to being in the spotlight like that.

Approves.

Well, she's just ignorant. And I would love to say that a person's education is entirely in their own hands, but I do consider it a social duty to help others in that regard.
Like, my mother has ZERO liberal arts education. However, she was the first lady engineering student to graduate from her school. She considers…

God, I wish the Department of Education would just stop pussy-footing on this and withdraw federal funding from any school district that allows religion to be taught in science classes. Let's have this fight over that.

Jax from Sons of Anarchy and we only get robots versus lizards fame? Am I the only Jezebel who watches motorcycle gang gun runners?

Surely even though Ben and Kate was canceled after one season, she's a LITTLE more famous for that than for her 2 seconds in The Social Network. Maybe she's just best known for being Melanie Griffith and Don Johnson's daughter, though.

And now "Nash Bridges" won't be the worst thing in this family's acting history.

Good deal.

I simply don't understand her business model. I get it that sea shells are abundant in the vicinity of the ocean, leading to a robust and dependable supply chain. But that only means that the average consumer is capable of obtaining their own sea shells with limited effort. The large supply should also lead to…

LAURA I HAVE VIDEO OF THEM

I heard John Lewis on NPR this morning, and I could barely drive because I was just trembling. So much anger and fear and confusion. We need to constantly remember that it's not over and that it was more than just one (great) man.

It's better than saying "Atlas Shrugged," I guess?

By the way, this idea that Macklemore was the "first" rapper to talk about queer issues is absolute nonsense.

Why lower yourself to the level of discourse which prompted you to write this article?

One of my late father's comments come to mind. Whenever someone asked about or made some stupid comment about Dr. King, he would say and I quote: "There is probably one person in the United States who kept the riots to a minimum, it is Dr. King." I think what he was trying to say was that Dr. King kept angry young…

"Bossypants is her favorite book."

Except Megan Fox. It auto-completes with "thumb".