- All bugs like mosquitoes have AIDS and the only reason we're not all infected is it's really really hard to catch and yet somehow also you can get AIDS from just being around someone with AIDS so if you're trying to sell someone insurance and they tell you they have AIDS you should immediately leave and…

I grew up thinking that, as a girl, I had to be smart or pretty. They couldn't possibly exist within the same human being.

I grew up thinking that, as a girl, I could be right or I could be well-liked. I could be strong or I could be lovable. That if I wanted to date, I couldn't want a career. (And the GroupThinkers…

It took until this moment for me to realize that To Make You Feel My Love is not a Garth Brooks song. I feel deep shame. I am no better than all of those people who think the Counting Crows sing Big Yellow Taxi.

Agreed.

I live in a fantasy world where Madonna doesn't go to public screenings of films. She is a kamablationaire; she has films she is interested in seeing shipped to her screening mansion (only peasants have 'screening rooms,' Madonna built a mansion just to watch movies), located on a beautiful desserted island. She…

There's been a lot of controversy about this lately - not just public schools, but in charter schools as well. Parents have come forward realizing that as soon as their kid hits an academic slump, or doesn't perform as well as they should on standardized tests or pretests, they're suddenly seeing trumped up…

In all seriousness, fuck vouchers & fuck charter schools. If you want to send your kids to a private school of any kind, religious or other wise, pay for it out of pocket. This shit really grinds my gears.

Selfish people love having kids, because then they can be as selfish as they want and hide behind "doing it for the children," as if that's somehow admirable.

OK cat lovers.

Really? You're going to go the 'hot lesbian action' route?

Wait, so because these are "new" topics, it's ok to be bigoted? Once you get old you can't see that maybe you were wrong to judge people based on sexual orientation or nationality? I don't understand justifying his beliefs using "he's old" as an excuse.

And a raging homophobe, xenophobe and military jock sniffer.

Considering the mascot is incredibly racist and every American over the age of eight knows that painting your face to mock another race is incredibly inappropriate... yes. They must be racist.

Now you are saying she's capable of bravery. What the fuck is your point? Are you mad that they are giving a 16 year old an award? Is that what you are saving your outrage for? First it is because other women do more worthwhile things. Then it is some concern trolling about her potential for being exploited. I worked…

This guy took baseball away from lots of children.

Never forget. This was one of the best comedies on television. Fuck ABC for canceling it.

Amazeboobs?

I read the intro on Amazon. The first words, literally, are "It's no joke that I married my father."

Uhh