Nope. I'll say it before and I'll say it again:

This is the part about young social conservatives that kills me: you have no idea what it was like in those "glory days" because all you have is a second-hand romantic accounts of things.

Stop being autismal.

First I'd like to say that being someone who has never had an iPhone I had no idea you couldn't block numbers. What the shit is that?

HAHAHA I'm not yearning for you?! Oh man I'm using that

Very possible

Nope. Straight dude, feel the same way. I'd rather hear an honest no than a dishonest maybe.

An unconfirmed source said this was blasting from Zimmerman's truck

As did I. I also thought this:

I think you're right. There is a prevailing right-wing idea in America that taxes are morally wrong and that government is ineffective. It is a hard thing to overcome when you want to ask people for higher taxes for social programs. These people believe, without any evidence but select anecdotes (they forget all the…

I'm sorry were we worried that people would stop reading the New York Times because a woman cried? Because I think they can repel people on their own merits, thanks.

Uh to me it says HEY BABY BOOMERS AND GREATEST GENERATION REMEMBER THIS STUFF??!! WE KNOW YOU DO SO EAT IT UP!!*

"Forsooth allow me to regale you with tales of the County of Orange and the trials and trevails of the family Cohen!"

Uh I'd ask for way more than that for something that will never leave the internet and will probably be found by people I know

"Where are my damn croissants?" Yohn 3:16

Thanks, ALEC!

Oh Slate we'll never get over you being contrarian for contrarian's sake. Don't you go a-changin'

Don't forget BroClips because why go more than 20 minutes without watching ESPN shout highlights at you while overpaying for securing your masculinity?

Poor guy. Smelling her hair just would have been a bonus. But instead because he's fat and bearded he's a creep on principle because America.