I think that every 5-7 years we should rotate out Presidents.

To be fair Daria might be too emotive for Aubrey Plaza

Silver star. Not quite gold star material but I think you can get up there!

Well I guess this got answered, right? Good thing we all went through that.

honey mixed with a dollop of chili paste and a sprinkle of salt

"ALLEGEDLY" -People Just Asking Questions.

/yawn

I now must have crab rangoon pizza

It was on The Google.

That's fucking hot.

Approximate image of the media when baby is born:

Because we still live in an America where its cool to be a lone, white vigilante with a gun keepin' his own code o' justice.

Oh don't be such a pussy.

Its already here http://usatoday30.usatoday.com/news/offbeat/2…

Delaware's state motto: "That state you remember after naming all the others"

Oh right...Delaware...you're still here...

Man nobody ever seems to know what's going on in Montana

Nah. I've heard every adjective for drunk for all genders screamed by them at their friend who LOST THEIR FUCKING PHONE WHAT THE FUCK STACEY?!

No, its just that Aaron Sorkin apparently has an insatiable fetish for office fantasies