Might I suggest a sequel where barbie goes to another Mattel tentpole property, He-Man? She-ra can act as a go between, and Greta Gerwig can explore fun topics like toxic masculinity, steroid abuse, and the latent homoeroticism of watching a man with a blonde bob lead a secret life where he runs around in a leather har…

honestly? If the movie had ended two thirds of the way through with (spoiler alert) Ken successfully turning Barbie Land into Kengdom and all the Barbies permanently turned into subservient bimbos, Ben would have LOVED it.

Why stop there? They should really go for broke and make the new app icon a cartoonish dick and balls... don’t want someone seeing that on your home screen and getting the wrong idea? We’ll happily change the icon back... for a fee!

Me too... ironically, when I could share my login I kept paying for it month after month because of the people I was sharing it with; now though, there’s absolutely no reason not to unsubscribe and subscribe for maybe a month a year to catch up on the one or two shows I like. They really shot themselves in the foot…

Yeah they definitely need probable cause to pull you over, and an AI telling them you’re sus ain’t it... But nothing is stopping them from tailing you with a K-9 unit for 50 miles until you make even the slightest traffic infraction so they can pull you over, then have the dogs “discover” that you have drugs in the…

Arcane came out almost two years ago... your outrage, while justified, is a bit late.

The oustanding directing is for “Long Long Time”, which is one episode in particular that deviates almost entirely from the game.

That drives me crazy, tbh. I did the dragon tears quest before ANY of the temples, so I got to sit through four (sorry five!) Slight iterations on the same “huh, where is Zelda” storyline while I knew damn well where she was... The dragon’s tears quest should not have been available until after the four main…

I really wish Nintendo had just said they were all different realities in the multiverse and been done with it... people spend way too much time obsessing about connections that literally aren’t present between games (barring BotW and TotK, which are explicitly connected).

At the end of the day, each game should be…

Not to mention trashing Link Between Worlds for having 3D characters that look like “play-doh” and then heaping high praise on Link’s Awakening remake for character designs that look “Plasticine”. Ummm what? I felt the same way about trashing the sprites of oracles of seasons/ages without acknowledging that they used…

Totally agree about story progression- for me, it was incredibly glaring how flawed it was, because I collected all the dragon’s tears before finishing even one dungeon... so the major twist of Zelda’s fate was fully revealed to me before I had to endure four slightly different versions of “huh, I think I saw Zelda in…

I have a friend who unfortunately was just diagnosed with cirrhosis, and is in line for a transplant... as such, he is constantly tested for alcohol, and his doctors have expressly forbidden him from drinking non-alcoholic beer (because of the trace amounts of alcohol) as well as using mouth wash at all; Outside of…

Fixed it.

If AI leaves enough people destitute and desperate, it won’t need the nukes... Because we’ll nuke ourselves. That’s how it will lead to the end of humanity.

Nothing is anti-art except for a suppressive attitude that discourages people from making art

I’m pretty sure getting married at Disney World automatically qualifies her as a Disney Adult.

Big simping from people totally fine wasting their time grinding for arbitrary loot... grinding that has now thanks to this glitch been proven to add nothing to the enjoyment of the game.

Do you ever stop to think about how when they add arbitrary grinding to a game, you have to sacrife your *actual* time to complete…

I’ve been thinking about this a lot since the glitch became available- truthfully, I’m having WAY more fun playing the game without the artifical retrictions of low battery because I haven’t farmed 7000(!) zoneite to max out my pack, or worrying that I won’t have enough fans when I need them out of the blue while…

If a headline like that gets you butthurt? Yeah... stay off the internetz.

Someone in a different thread said it best, and I’m paraphrasing here- “Sure you don’t get the full experience if you don’t have to farm for rubees/supplies... but technically you aren’t getting the true Disney World experience if you aren’t waiting in lines for 50% of your days either.” (Which is to say that sure,…