“Shut your fucking face, uncle fucka!
You’re a cock-sucking, ass-licking uncle fucka!
You’re an uncle fucka, yes it’s true!
Nobody fucks uncles quite like you!”

Oh no. Now I’m reevaluating my own analysis of this situation...

When I first came upon Hateno village and saw “Zelda’s” House, my first thought was, WTF?? oh no she scammed Link out of his house!!

I mean, cool if she wants to come move in... but where the f*ck is all his stuff??

(Truthfully, my first conclusion was…

Bad news bears... you can’t do it for Arrows, just things that appear in the ‘Materials’ tab

Did no one else have to resort to dressing slutty and turning tricks for cash in BotW...?

It was always my hope that we would get 3 seasons, named something along these lines:

Dark Crystal: Age of Resistance (what we got)
Dark Crystal: Age of Despair (Showing the almost complete eradication of the Gelflings, and the rise of the Skeksis)
Dark Crystal: Age of Wonder (Expand the original movie into a full season…

I was 11 in 1992, and I distinctly remember thinking, “pffft. No way in hell is he actually dead... they’ll figure out a way to bring him back in a month, and then it’s business as usual.”

...and then that was more or less what happened; It doesn’t take a rocket scientist to tell you that DC won’t kill off one of their…

Oh, I see someone’s had work done...  *mike drop*

How lucky that they found the cremated remains again! I assume they found them at the same farm where my childhood dog, cat, and gerbil somehow ended up...?

Oh, DeSantis and the legislature are WELL aware of the tax implications... that’s why the district isn’t being dissolved anymore- When they realized that dissolving it would leave the surrounding counties with over a billion dollar tax burden, the legislature held an emergency session and walked it back... taking over…

For me, Slytherin always felt like a justification of the sort of selfish, sociopathic tendencies that result in heartless CEOs, two faced politicians, and Libertarians who can’t think beyond anyone but themselves... it’s another version of Gordon Gekko’s “greed is good” speech, an attempt to rationalize and glorify…

Super Mario has never had anything resembling a coherent storyline beyond “bad lizard kidnaps girl, brothers try to rescue her”... So, the question then becomes, would you be endlessly entertained by watching a Twitch stream of Mario Odyssey where you can’t actually see/hear the person playing? Then congrats, you’ll…

I think these creators saw what Ramin Djawadi did in Westworld and thought, “Hey that’s cool! Let’s do that too!!” without realizing that, you know, in Westworld it was very much purposeful and made sense in the context of the setting.

Not a game, but my ex cheated on me with a long time friend of mine- He told me that he had invited this friend over to watch the Netflix ‘Lost in Space’ reboot, and one thing led to another and it accidentally happened... I knew immediately that was a lie, because this friend doesn’t watch tv (at all, very vocal…

Congrats! but... keep in mind- you’re going to be competing with a LOT of suddenly out of work writers for that sweet, cushy position where once there was a whole team; in fact, I’d wager there will be so much demand (assuming this job really is as in-demand as you claim) that employers will be able to pit all of you…

wait, are you seriously arguing that producers at Netflix decided to name a children’s movie the Spanish equivalent of “blowjob”...on purpose? At no point is the meaning of ‘chupa’ mentioned in the trailer, so no idea where you got that idea in you addled mind.

I find the fact that this device includes L2/R2 to be a confusing choice... What 16 but era system included them? If you wanted to include extra buttons for Sega Genesis emulation, why not include them on the front, in the same configuration as a SG controller?

You want either the Anbernic RG505 or the Retroid pocket 3+. These devices are pricier ($150 vs $60) but they can comfortably emulate all the way up to Dreamcast and most GameCube, with some limited success with Wii and PS2.

Are you referring to David the prophet, the cult leader that kidnapped children then brainwashed them into suicide bombing their own parents? Because that’s certainly evil nutter territory to me, despite the show inexplicably glossing over it in the back half and everyone just kind of forgetting it ever happened.

(Loved…

Thank you for framing the text bubble color in a way that will matter to Apple enthusiasts; You SHOULD care that Apple is purposefully making your text messages with your non-Apple friends unsecure, despite very clear and open protocols already in place and available.

One of the best, most original movies I’ve ever seen. I’ve noticed that all the people who hated it seem to fall into one (or more) of three categories- either they take themselves too seriously and can’t get behind a movie being unabashedly wacky and goofball on a shoestring budget; two, they’re over the age of 55…