If he dies, I hope he still feeds into my end game theory- which is that Jamie reappears in Kings Landing after the battle and in a private meeting with Cersei, chokes her to death after she realizes he still has both hands... Because it’s Arya wearing Jamie’s face.

A “shaggy dog story” is a long meandering story that ends with no real point... Kind of like a missing Stark sibling that reappears after several seasons, only to die abruptly because he cannot run in a zig zag. :/

My frustration with the Battlestar Galactica finale was that it clearly showed Ron Moore had painted himself into a corner, and the only way out was a literal deus ex machina... But even worse, if you were paying attention, it was abundantly clear that Moore did very little to plan ahead plot wise beyond thinking…

You may think that a sequel is unnecessary from a narrative perspective, but it’s fairly easy to see why they did it if you look at it from a marketing perspective- Groundhog Day is a well known IP, with already established setting and mechanics; this press release offers very little in the way of gameplay, but we all…

There’s a very, very good reason why up until this point queens have voted purely based on record (or in the case of Rolaskatox in AS2, quietly voted strategically in an alliance)... Because they were all smart enough to know that the moment you cut down an undeserving queen, their fans will hound you to the ends of…

Incredibles 2 was... not incredible. For the most part a bland retread of the first film, slightly elevated by the expanded role of Jack Jack.... but ultimately, entirely predictable. (Was anyone actually surprised by the “twist” reveal of the main villain? Seemed Like it was telegraphed from the moment they walked on…

I think it’s an unspoken rule that there has to be a certain amount of “filler” in the casting of an all-stars season... Because no one wants to see a true all-star go home first. (Coincidentally, this is also why I think producers would be hesitant to do an All-Winners season- there’s no filler to speak of; can you…

The fact that each song seemed to be tailored to a particular set of contestants did feel rather suspect... One possibility being that the queens knew in advance (possibly so they wouldn’t have to memorize 4 songs at once)... or if the producers wanted to keep them in the dark, simply have every case hold the same…

Or you can do what I do- have a friend who’s perpetually 15 minutes late? Tell him/her the reservation is 15 minutes earlier than the actual reservation... works like a charm. (However it gets a little bit more complicated if it’s a Facebook invite- in that case, set the start time in the invite for 15 earlier than…

Happened pretty quickly early in the episode, but did I really just hear Elenore pronounce “gif” like it’s forking peanut butter...? 

LOL it’s amazing how many comments are coming from people who are clearly like pre-confrontation pearl, even AFTER reading this story... No, Ru wasn’t having an off day, and no, it’s not because she’s trying to conserve her energy for the cameras (lol what?). If you’ve ever read literally any interview from past…

#notalldesigners #stopthephotoshopshame

After Trump loosens banking restrictions and kicks wealth inequality into overdrive, I’m fairly certain the 2020s are going to be a retread of the great depression.

Honestly I think the entire reason Eureka and Aquaria “tied” was because Eureka straight up won that first lipsync and there was no way in hell Ru was going to deny Aquaria a chance at the finale. She was Ru’s golden child from the get go.

I’ve got issues with pretty much the entire top 4, which has left me feeling pretty blah about the whole drag race finale. Let’s see- in no particular order:

Ketamine is still used on humans as an anesthetic all the time during surgery. Funny enough, one of the reasons it’s still used is precisely because it has a low effect on respiratory function... So I’m genuinely curious how much these EMTs were giving people to cause them to stop breathing. (Also, fun fact- it’s been…

I count myself lucky that I’ve never had a dependence on caffeine (alcohol and cigs have been bad enough!) Last year I got my 23andme genetic results back that said I was predisposed to not feel the effects of coffee like other people, which totally makes sense- some days I’ll drink 2-3 large mugs while at work (more…

This was definitely one of those times when having shorter episodes and a severely edited challenge would have been a huge plus... Breastworld was straight up TRAGIC. Horribly unfunny writing with out of place references, and no Westworld references beyond the presence of robots... Which dragged on way too long until…

Hold the fucking phone. Samantha was supposed to be 37?! uh, no.

47? Now that I can believe.

All the things to hate on, and you totally missed that the black ranger was black, and the yellow ranger was Asian (In the original series at least). Yikes.