Praise be!

On the bat insignia, since the positive and negative space are inversed, my aunt thought it was a mouth filled with stubby, yellow teeth... right up until we saw the first movie in the theater and the opening credits showed a three dimensional version. That shit still cracks me up.

Is this really that strange? I remember my grandfather calling my grandmother ‘mother’ and my mom still calls my dad ‘pop’. I just assumed it’s from years of speaking with your kids when it’s just easier on everybody if you use the same identifier they do... as in, “No, pop said you can’t have dessert tonight”. Sure…

Yeah, but can they please replace the food “expert” with a cookbook? Pleeeese? That guy is just annoying as shit and always veers into other peoples lane- like, stop trying to improve his outlook on life and show us how to make a fucking amuse bouche! GAWD.

Very rarely do I ever see bar tabs with an actual itemized receipt, so it’s ripe for unscrupulous bartenders whether they return a card or not... and funny you should mention a grocery store as an example, because that’s EXACTLY what the Amazon Go market does (you scan a code which gives them your card at the…

This is literally what I did with Heroes- After the dumpster fire that was season 2, I gave it one episode in season 3 in the hopes that it would rebound after the writers strike... It did not, and I’m so glad I folded when I did.

Speaking of imitating Lincoln, ol’ Abe also had a history of sleeping in bed with dudes... so it looks like Pence will have a great excuse if/when he gets caught doing that too.

At the Seattle viewing party tonight Dela explained her thought process- part of it was that she and Trixie had a running joke about writing Ru’s name on the lipstick (so the idea was already there) then she remembered that in episode 2, Thorgy painted her nails with white out... so she quietly asked Thorgy for it…

I am not at all surprised by this. In Seattle circles, it’s pretty well known that Dela and Jinkx are very tight and constantly perform together- and I suspect there was a lot of pressure when Jinkx won for Dela to also compete... But that’s just not her. She has her campy schtick and an amazing following in the…

“The fact that the drug is less than 100 percent effective adds yet another layer to the risk profile”

What disingenuous horseshit. Right up at the top of this article it states exactly how effective it is- 99.998% effective at preventing HIV infection.

Seriously, fuck these assholes.

Who could forget her subtle “Hey Donald, I’m banging this dude” post.

Also some other things to consider:

-heavily restricting Airbnb. Much needed housing is being snapped up by the rich to use as unregulated hotels. Let’s end this.

-Tax the everliving shit out of investment property. There is a HUGE problem on the west coast and other major cities because Chinese investors buy up…

Lactose-free milk *is* more expensive, but one of the pluses people usually fail to mention is that due to the lactose-removal process (which includes additional pasteurization) it lasts FOREVER. Instead of 10 days or so, the expiration is well over a month away. If you throw away a lot of unused milk, this could help…

As a general rule, I don’t trust *anybody* who claims running for 100 miles is “fun”.

I learned this lesson the hard way... except it wasn’t my phone alarm, it was as a ringtone. I was using that classic Mario brothers theme as my ringtone for work, and at the time my psycho boss would call me incessantly day and night... which ended up resulting in a sort of pavlovian response, causing a general sense…

The takeaway (at least for the unscrupulous and apathetic amongst us) is that gambling should always be perfectly legal, as long as you get *something* in return... So, here’s an idea- a slot machine that ALWAYS gives you a penny back (on 25¢ minimum entry, of course) or, if we want to be REALLY evil, a slot machine…

This was the first album I ever bought where I loved damn near every song on it. Thanks for taking me back to high school!

You poor, poor fool. You won’t be making $30 an hour when they come to town... You’ll be making the same as you are now- the only difference is, there will be a whole lot of new tech bros living next to you who make six figures, to start. Along with them, the cost of living (especially rent) will skyrocket... taking…