For me it’s not the eyes (although now that you mention it they were certainly creepy), but rather the sense of impending doom which is draped over the entire film like a shroud; From the very beginning, the film is a race against the farmer with the stakes being the lives of all her children; that’s pretty damn heavy…

Awesome! I think for certain age groups or economic brackets (ie people with money), this method isn’t as vital—but for everyone else it solves the problem of getting people to pay up and keeps people from fighting over who gets the good rooms... doesn’t hurt to start with this, and change if it proves unnecessary,…

Sure, but people that that can’t pay ahead of time are still welcome... They just have little choice in bedroom selection!

Here’s one that is an absolute friendship saver:

I don’t know about him, but I’m certainly against the idea limited edition products. The whole concept of ‘limited edition’ is based around creating an artificial shortage of product in order to incentive customers... Which means basically triggering the primitive parts of our brain developed to encourage resource…

Come on man, really? Alt-right would NEVER listen to Adele at spin classes- you’re going to give yourself away immediately! All activities must be conducted to the latest ditty by the Aryan pixie Carrie Underwood, or one of the many twangy Toby Keith anthems about good ol’ country living and beating up Muslims.

-The days of staying at a corporation your entire adult life and moving up the ranks are mostly long gone. If you want significant promotions and pay raises, be prepared to moved laterally between companies, staying at each for a year or two; anything less and it will raise red flags on your resume and make you look…

Mom: “If one of your rich friends asked you to push 22 million poor people off a cliff would y-”

Educate yourself before you make dumb comparisons. That woman won her case against McDonald’s because they served her coffee at 190 degrees that gave her 3rd degree burns on her genitals, requiring skin grafts (and left her permanently disfigured). The court awarded her two days of McDonald’s coffee sales- less as a…

“Nearly 3,000 players participated, raising more than $5,000 for the charity.”

How intense and amazing an orgasm can be during prostate stimulation... and how to properly prepare and relax so the experience isn’t uncomfortable or painful.

You what what they say... You can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make it shut the fuck up about the scarcity and price of bottled water long enough to drink.

also he did bullshit like this. (Yup, that’s really him.)

I’m seriously crossing my fingers for a SNES classic system that includes Super Mario All Stars, Super Mario world, Final Fantasy 4-6, Mega Man X, and Secret of Mana... if the NES classic does well, one can certainly hope!

Season 7 is 7 episodes, season 8 is supposed to be 6-7 episodes... but, I have a personal theory that at some point soon we’re going to get some good news- that each episode this season will be 85 minutes rather than 60; that would mean roughly the exact same amount of total screen time as past seasons (~600 minutes…

My theory is that the man in black is actually an android, but programmed to believe he is a real person- not only does he believe he is human, he has also been given the permissions and perks that humans enjoy, such as immunity from bullets. Why? Because he acts as a sort of test case for how a sadistic park guest…

interesting take! ...I just assumed it was their way of making fun of Disney’s penchant for bullshit employee names (in Disney’s case, it’s that all employees are called “cast members”)

He said “that guest”... but what the other guy said before that was equally important- he asked if he should “slow [The Man in Black] down” because he had already killed an entire posse- which means the park operators keep tabs on guests actions and will try to veer them away from doing crazy stuff like going…

Just when I thought the idea of a luxury helicopter going to Burning Man couldn’t get any douchier, in the promotional video they managed to shoehorn in a party skank wearing a war bonnet. Well played, douchebags!

Oh man... I’m seriously going to miss Ashley after you’re all rounded up and shipped off to the Peter Thiel Youth Juice™ rendering plant. :(