one of my favorites...

deleted, wrong thread.

I still love Rufus Wainwright’s Bea Arthur story:

Your girlfriend is waving more red flags than a military parade in Tiananmen Square.

So if I’m reading your article and the ensuing comments correctly, all Bernie supporters are MRA dudebros who only want Bernie because he’s pro-pot and couldn’t actually give a shit about issues like abortion... while all Hillary supporters are shrill harpies who are so focused on getting a lady president and women’s…

naw man. When you’re ready to wipe, lean onto your non-dominant side ass cheek, and wipe with your dominant hand. Because you’re leaning over, your hand doesn’t go into the bowl, and it has the added benefit of naturally spreading the cheeks so you can fully wipe. I prefer to wipe in small circles around the hole,…

I salute you- Let’s meet back here in 9 years (hey, I’m optimistic) and you can tell me if it was actually worth it. Good luck with spoilers!

Don’t forget the doublets!

YAY! THE INTERNET IS A RACE, AND YOU WON!

...now let me shower you with all the fucks I have to give. Just wait for it.

Sorry, I just don’t think it’s real. Here’s why- first, he’s on set in what looks to be a hospital gown. No one wears something like that just for kicks, so either it’s part of the wardrobe for this movie, or something the production is using as a quick coverup for him between takes. Either way, that means the tattoo…

My father was a land surveyor in Alaska, and many times during middle and high school I would get roped into assisting him on a job when one of his employees would flake out. The pay was good (certainly better than minimum wage at some burger joint) but man, sometimes it could be hard. There were days trudging through…

Not exactly the same, but I remember pretty well the controversy awhile back when Medal of Honor:Warfighter included (and cross promoted) real weapons and tactical gear in-game and on their website. I was working in the marketing department for one of those companies being promoted, and much of the flack that EA…

God dammit. Seriously kids- when trying to rebel against your parents, do what we did and get a fucking tattoo. It’s less permanent.

[ENTIRE SHOW SEASON 1 SPOILER ALERT!]

If you can take a pill to prevent pregnancy every day, you can take a pill everyday to prevent HIV infection (Truvada). Same goes for your partner if they have Herpes (Valtrex). Obviously there is a lot of stigma and fear around people with incurable STI’s, but if you’re too precautious to even give them a chance, you…

If you haven’t tried it, Pinnacle is the best cheap vodka around... like, seriously good. It is comparable to Grey Goose in blind taste tests but is half the price.

Mario disguised as a Buddhist statue?

(I realize this can probably be lumped in with the Tanooki suit, but since they retconned the tanooki suit so that it now turns him into a stone tanooki Mario, I figured it might be worth a mention. It’s such a weird and random thing originally in, and as far as I know only in,…

May I suggest that for the inevitable movie adaptation it be revealed in a Shyamalanian twist that ‘Z’ is actually Zola’s alert ego, in which she imagines what she would do as a large imposing black man, modeled after the sugar daddy she saw Jess with when they first met. (Notice how Z gave her the gun, but then kills…

RIGHT? I’d have prayed for Vern (because let’s be honest- his rooms always rocked and looked like something you’d actually want to keep) but probably gotten stuck with some ugly ass bullshit from Hildi or Doug.

Can we move this up to the top of the post? It’s the most accurate and honest explaination of why guy’s hate condoms that I have ever seen... although elsewhere on here someone explained it as being like stopping to put on a rainjacket during a massage, which is a close second.