Ideas for more-realistic video games:

Har har.

Okay my unfamiliarity with the newest generation of FPS is total. But as I see, around the :55 mark: guy revives his friends with an AED.

Nope. Just Michael Baysian noise and shakycam blather. Utterly unable to work up the slightest interest. Will not even watch on Netflix. If on on a public TV, will surreptitiously use my TV-B-Gone keychain to turn it off. And when someone turns it back on, I'll turn it off *again.*

I know, really. Like, one foot in the grave, right?

Middle-center, with the glasses: I'm into her.

Maybe. Still, there is a lot of excited before-the-fact hype going on, even by people I *know* have played the sh*t out of these sorts of games. Like, do you watch Destructoid? If so, remember how Max Scoville *would not* shut up about Skyrim in the six months prior to it's release?

*but still i can't see what your complain is besides they don't make the games i want them to make*

(I posted this over on the "Provocative Statement" thread, but I'm repeating it here.)

Consoles, I have no idea.

Rhythm Heaven Fever for Wii. You'll need to get through Remix 1 & 2 before Air Rally unlocks.

Have fun with your super-grindy RPGs and frustrating hardcore combat sims populated with 11-year-old Terminators.

Is it just me or is Kotaku veryveryVERY slow and buggy today?

At the end of my three-score-and-ten upon this year, I hope to go to my grave 'neat the epitaph: Never once played a video game while wearing a headset.

Jack the Ripper! Professor Moriarty! EVIL LINCOLN!

*Totally not also installing Skyrim nude mods.*

Wasn't there supposed to be a "Lady" Ash (i.e. Ash from Army of Darkness) skin? That's actually the one I'm most interested in.

Hmm, interesting wasp's nest. Let me whack it with this stick extra-hard . . .

"Sexual exploitation" means something rather more specific than you have in mind. Like, Did you have sex with a minor? No? Did you take nude photos of them? No. Then you didn't "sexually exploit" anyone.

Possibly.