Fail on, ridiculous face box.

Hmm, I dunno. Personally I imagine them as being much *darker* green than the rest of her, as with dark-skinned humans.

Bite your tongue, sir or madam.

I used to do similar stuff like this in Commandos 2. Like, not only knock out, bind and strip naked every single Japanese soldier I could find but also then stuff them in a single location. I'd end up with like a broom closet absolutely chock-a-bock with tied-up guys in their underwear.

I remember thinking that that is some monstrously large bacon.

*These similarities are not necessarily a bad thing, and they do make sense. These characters were created by the same studio, and that studio definitely has its own style and look.*

Somebody want to enlighten Facebook and Google and Apple that things *can* in fact, be bought in increments of less than 1 billion dollars at a time? Seriously, this is like a thing where the CEOs' checkbooks just have nine zeroes pre-printed in the "amount" line and it's simply up to them to decide what integer to…

Facebook has already bought them out for 90 trillion dollars.

Hey Doug Exeter: Why do you have a picture of a burger on your wall?

No kidding: Full Motion Video games are apparently everywhere on this battlefield. Fucked indeed.

Very nice.

Hey Omni: this is you in 2 years.

How unbelievably ridiculous. What a perfect fusion of joke, punchline, waste of money and social comment on our end-stage cultural decadence into a single video clip.

The NSA is specifically forbidden in its charter from collecting signals intelligence on Americans.

You're next, ridiculous crotch-squeezing treadmill.

Once we permanently unemploy all of the damp social engineers that constitute your average 'Campus Life' department, your average student will be getting a pretty big refund. Shouldn't really be an issue.

Ban dorms. Dorms are shit. On-campus living is shit too. Eliminate it all.

Obligatory mention of this highly underrated entry that managed sword-mechanics pretty elegantly.

This kind of sidescrolling, 8-bit graphic, bargain-budget game excites me in a way that none of these silly 10 button-controller/ultra 'realistic' graphic/half-billion-dollar 'AAA' games can.

Abolish sports.