....the cat food comment....

this is the best comment I've read on anything all day.

I was going to comment the same thing, but I think this is just an instance where the title isn't meant to be serious, it's just to set up people for some jokes in the comments.

Maybe I'm missing something here, but breathing properly during exercise is pretty important.

Are we watching the same video? Or do 25 year olds near you look really old?

I read some centaur erotica a while back in which both male and female centaurs had both horse and human sex organs. It was interesting.

It's the only possible voice for that comment.

I totally read your comment in his voice:

Star Trek isn't destructive copying. Though there's some contention it's framed as a conversion of mass to energy, transmission and reconstitution. Which is way more ridiculous a prospect than destructive copying but it's their show.

Still doesn't explain how a near blimp sized Scotty survived being stuck in a transporter matrix for 100 years to be recovered by the ST:TNG crew during one of the stupidest ST:TNG eps ever.

But that assumes that everyone who harasses her, does so with a political motivation. I think we need to keep in mind that there are people who troll for the love of the attention and for the love of the trolling. Furthermore, there are few things in this world that piss people off, or get people more riled up, than…

"Internet trolling is not random—it is a sentient, directed, strong-armed goon of the status quo."

Finally, a legit excuse for him to not show up in October.

Those people are NOT trolling. That is a stupid, stupid, stupid thing that has started in the last few years, this labeling of all those you dislike (even for good reason!) as "trolls".

Not as much of a twist, but I was really let down by the ending of DaVinci Code. It was building up to be an indictment of the Vatican and their secrecy, but in the end the villain was just this one historian. And an albino. Whee.

This could easily be expanded to every Michael Crichton book. They always leave me feeling like I wasted my time.

I know that this is considered to be one of the greatest twist endings in the history of movies, but come the fuck on. They crash land on a planet with a breathable atmosphere and recognizable flora and fauna — not the least of which are humans and talking apes. Who speak in English. You don't have to be a rocket…

The Andromeda Strain. You know that space virus that killed an entire town that a team of to scientists too to a special high security nuclear bomb rigged lab? Well it just mutated and is now completely harmless.

You are probably writing for the wrong website then because that covers most of the paid articles.

Let me show you the smallest violin.