Yo, Stapler!
Yostapler
8/1/13
10:51 PM
5

I was going to comment the same thing, but I think this is just an instance where the title isn't meant to be serious, it's just to set up people for some jokes in the comments. Read more

8/1/13
10:37 PM
16

Maybe I'm missing something here, but breathing properly during exercise is pretty important.

8/1/13
10:09 PM
3

Are we watching the same video? Or do 25 year olds near you look really old?

8/1/13
8:48 PM
3

I didn't think anything could top the way I feel when HamNo stars one of my comments, but then last week Annalee Newitz, the veritable queen of io9, starred something for me, and I just about had a fangirl orgasm.

8/1/13
8:37 PM
3

I read some centaur erotica a while back in which both male and female centaurs had both horse and human sex organs. It was interesting.

8/1/13
8:30 PM
1

I've been starred twice by Dodai within the last two months. Heart flutters. I think she's probably one of the coolest Gawker employees IRL. Her and Erin.

8/1/13
7:43 PM
3

Most CTers, and since most of my main page comments are on DS these days, a star from one of the authors is always appreciated.

8/1/13
6:44 PM
2

Titan of commenting. I hope someone stitches that on a pillow! Totally agree. I've been a fangirl of hers since I first started reading Gawker, way back when.

8/1/13
6:20 PM
13

I dunno, I think it's fair to say that most teenagers are astonishingly, almost unbelievably dumb.

That's kind of the point of one of history's greatest plays.

I remember what I was like when I was 15. And I'd dismiss 90% of everything I said then, now, because oh my god I was so fucking dumb. We all were.