Yo, Stapler!
Yostapler
8/2/13
2:44 AM
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Well I don't know what you're talking about but I'd like to read it now.

8/1/13
10:00 PM
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XOJane just likes to troll women for advertising money. I don't know why so many feminists are confused about this very obvious fact.

8/1/13
9:13 PM
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Oh. I'm just an office stapler shaped like a shark. You really have to take these things slow with me because I get easily distracted, and let's face it, I'm not exactly winning the IQ race. Read more

8/1/13
8:56 PM
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Nah, I don't need any more furries at my cocktail parties. They shed, you have to walk them half way between your third and fourth martini, and leg humpings go way up when they are there.

8/1/13
8:39 PM
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Okay, honest question, do female horses have vaginas? Like, I have no idea.

8/1/13
8:28 PM
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Yes, women are bitchy and men are fucked because bitchyness kills you. Sheesh. Don't you watch CNN?

8/1/13
4:47 PM
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If you are out of high school, please cease to quote your AP Exam scores. It's time to move on.

8/1/13
4:44 PM
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If no one argues on the internet does the internet even exist?

8/1/13
4:40 PM
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My guess is he misconstrues all the superficial things about religion that athiests can identify with and claims that is what identifies religions. Read more