Yostapler
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Yostapler

Nah, I don't need any more furries at my cocktail parties. They shed, you have to walk them half way between your third and fourth martini, and leg humpings go way up when they are there.

Okay, I thought so, but you never hear them talked about, so I wasn't sure.

Okay, honest question, do female horses have vaginas? Like, I have no idea.

Every girl knows a centaur is where it's at:

If you are out of high school, please cease to quote your AP Exam scores. It's time to move on.

My guess is he misconstrues all the superficial things about religion that athiests can identify with and claims that is what identifies religions.

I think that was to get around the implications of destructive copying.

I thought it was because he got cancer.

My mind just died a little on the inside.

She's also a perfect person to troll because it gets her angry.

Frosting tastes terrible and adds no value 99% of the time.

I think it's the other way around. It's regular people who can't accept that trolls exist and walk away on the internet.

The problem isn't that it's easier to be behind the screen- people just need to realize that there are dickheads in real life. You just choose to ignore or not interact with them.

To be fair, most people don't use their brains when they watch movies.

The twist was so complicated even the writers didn't understand it.

It's not sad nor stark. You are really letting your sentiments get the better of you and ignoring the difference between life back then and life now.

Or they could just wait 2 - 3 months and do it then with the actual parts. They accomplished nothing.

Of course, off-the-shelf stuff didn’t quite cut it, so a little bit of clock-speed modification was required, and even then the parts didn’t exactly match those of the consoles.

Why wouldn't the villain tell you exactly what he's about to do?

Wouldn't it be great if we had a government that regulated the companies under it's purview? I think it would be awesome.