Nah, I don't need any more furries at my cocktail parties. They shed, you have to walk them half way between your third and fourth martini, and leg humpings go way up when they are there.

Okay, I thought so, but you never hear them talked about, so I wasn't sure.

Okay, honest question, do female horses have vaginas? Like, I have no idea.

Every girl knows a centaur is where it's at:

If you are out of high school, please cease to quote your AP Exam scores. It's time to move on.

My guess is he misconstrues all the superficial things about religion that athiests can identify with and claims that is what identifies religions.

My mind just died a little on the inside.

She's also a perfect person to troll because it gets her angry.

Frosting tastes terrible and adds no value 99% of the time.

I think it's the other way around. It's regular people who can't accept that trolls exist and walk away on the internet.

The problem isn't that it's easier to be behind the screen- people just need to realize that there are dickheads in real life. You just choose to ignore or not interact with them.

And you would think cuckholds wouldn't be judgmental.

Oh do you always go back and star your own comments to make yourself feel better? How sweet of you to love yourself like that! You're so special!

I know. I value education and can back up methods with research. Meanwhile, you're just a punk academic who thinks that bullying kids is the best way to force the, to learn something. Guess what? You aren't the first and you won't be the last, but your methods will never be validated.

No, you are just a bad professor. You think your students are below you. You deserve to be fired and stripped of your PHd. People like you, who cannot value their own privilege, deserve to work coal mines. You are terrible.

You are seriously a douche.

This is a dumb complaint, Grow up.

Oh grow the fuck up. You are doing a job you don't want to di, just like everyone early in their career, except you're too priveledged, narcissistic, and stupid to realize that you are the problem, not everyone else.

I would agree, except they aren't fucking in the park. The cops are offering to take them back to a fictional copper apartment and fuzz fuck.

First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes the arrest in the park because fuck you, you're gay, and we can't possibly allow you to progress to baby carraige.