Well, in Texas, they actually hang all the jurors if they don't reach a consensus and default the defendant to the death chamber.

It's face will fucking give me nightmares. Good God, has it come to Earth to eat all the littler girls?

They line all the jurors up and start shooting them until they reach a uniform consensus.

The lettering looks like it would be even harder to do. I'm more impressed now.

If she lives long enough to start filming.

The black knob up above looks amazing in the pic from the video. White looks like it would be fine too.

Thanks. I just bought some.

This is Forbes. Best means highest earning. That's capitalism.

I believe I saw him on Netflix and found him quite funny, but I can't quite recall the name of who I'm thinking of.

Well, the title of their list should really be: 10 Best STAND-UP Comedians.

Whoosh

Why is Jerry Seinfeld on the list when the blurb about him says he makes most of his money from reruns of Seinfeld?

George Lopez is on the list so it's clearly not about comedians. Don't worry.

That's not surprising. Why else would he change the layout and make it impossible to read comments every 6 months?

I am shocked and surprised that Nick Denton would believe the world would halt for his wedding plans.

If only it were playing at a theater near me.

It's all made up anyways, so the conspiracy could be valid. That's why it's interesting. Could be, man, could be.

Slut is hardly the worst insult one can receive and let's not pretend it is.

Unless you encounter humans, in which case you've lost.

I predrink amd prepoop for my own sanity and financial security.