Well, the title of their list should really be: 10 Best STAND-UP Comedians.

Whoosh

Why is Jerry Seinfeld on the list when the blurb about him says he makes most of his money from reruns of Seinfeld?

George Lopez is on the list so it's clearly not about comedians. Don't worry.

That's not surprising. Why else would he change the layout and make it impossible to read comments every 6 months?

I am shocked and surprised that Nick Denton would believe the world would halt for his wedding plans.

If only it were playing at a theater near me.

It's all made up anyways, so the conspiracy could be valid. That's why it's interesting. Could be, man, could be.

Slut is hardly the worst insult one can receive and let's not pretend it is.

Unless you encounter humans, in which case you've lost.

I predrink amd prepoop for my own sanity and financial security.

Ummm okay.

I don't want to be feminist if it means I have to bond with my period blood. I also don't want to be a doctor because I'd have to accept that other people bleed.

Everyone has got to get their PHd in something in this new economy. With a Doctorate in Bro, just think about all the bars and frats you'll be qualified to run.

Go pull on your dick. No one likes you. Your mom wishes she you were a girl so she could finally have her basement back.

Your lack of vagina prevents you from relating to the joke.

Well, I think it's a stretch to say men play Lara Croft's character because they can relate. I mean, I like James Bond films, but my vagina isn't tingling because I'm thinking about becoming a super spy.

I can in fact perform every move that Chun Li can perform. When I had a one-night stand with Spiderman, he was stuck in his web on the ceiling for a week after I took a spin on his dick.

I wouldn't want to be accused of plagarism. I think the United States already bought that book deal when they signed and ratifed The Constitution of Florida.

That's right my beetchus, Kirsten is a sweet ole girly girl politics. She'll suck your dick and eat it too!