Meh, I've had funnier jokes. Plus, picking on Jersey is easier than taking candy from a baby after it flicks you off. I mean, Jersey jokes are so obvious its like your mom won't shut up about them- just a yammering, yammering, yammering in your ears that you just feel a ringing, ringing. I mean, sometimes I just feel…

Well, Princeton is in Jersey, so picking the right restaurant is the most popular class offered there, to be fair.

Of all the things that can make a marriage fail, I'm pretty sure having a regular college education when your wife has an Ivy is not one of them.

That's quite an either-or. Crying or ejaculating? I mean, shit, add in blowing his nose and you've really covered all of his clear fluids.

This is one of the best hacker ideas you've ever had on here.

Is it filled with naked women because it's as bad as his last single?

Grandma's Boy is fucking great.

They are the worst fucking thing possible and the person who came up with them should be drug into a street and shot. Then, their family members should be drug out and shot too. Get rid of the whole fucking gene pool. Motherfuckers.

The one thing I would like, which has very little to do with transgender rights specifically, but is inspired by the inclusion of allowing them to join either sports team:

Yay.

Yes, you are correct that educators are doing some things. But women are not on the verge of winning the war.

This is only true in some places and certainly ignores the widespread discrimination that exists in many schools and places.

The problem with your argument is not that you lack any qualities of being correct. You are right when you state that there are potential solutions to these problems. However, they are not widely implemented. I don't care if you work in the largest school district in the universe, it is still less than .1% of the…

Except you don't have a clue what is happening in your profession. There is a significant amount of data to suggest that women are discriminated against, including the research in the article posted.

No, it doesn't reflect what is happening in your math class right now. Perhaps if you talked to your science teachers, you'd understand that an anecdote is not a fancier word for data.

Utah is pretty, you just have to find something to do with the Mormons.

Wyoming is not that cool. I'm sorry, but it's just not. There was a meeting 2 months ago, and all 5 residents of Wyoming didn't get their mail delivered in time, and the rest of us just voted your state as, "meh, okay, kinda dusty, not uncool, but not cool. Better than Utah." Even the people who named the state were…

That it looks like an uglier version of the 80's mustang?

Colorado is full of bros because it is all about the rich sports. Skiing, climbing, river rafting, snow boarding. Lots of bro things to do.

At first I thought you meant, like, he drank too much water. I was like, wow, you play hard to fucking get.