Pacifically is how California feels up the other continents.

He was just starting some Catholic role-play. I would have just told him it was his turn to be the alter-boy.

That show was terrible.

Jesus fucking bananas would be more appropriate for any situation than that outfit. It's like poor taste had an abortion and she put on the fetus to protest.

I thought Kaley Couco was secretly gay.

The point is there should be zero demand. Any demand means we are a pitiful species that shoukd be wiped out by a volcano.

I always thought Republicanism was that moral conundrum where you're too straight to be gay but you hate vaginas too much to be straight. Men get confused because they can't experiment in college so they endup falling in love with money and power.

I have two college degrees and I can't read cursive because it's a lazy way to write and just blends together. Sigh.

A college education just isn't worth what it used to be.

The auto-correct thing is because Kinja causes iOS to see multiple words as one, at least from what I could tell. I had to turn auto-correct off for comments to even be worth typing because it got so bad.

Technically, Roman Catholic baptism washes away original sin. That's why they baptise babies.

"Thank you for making me holy, and thank you for giving me holes to choose from."

Which is why God punishes you for your thoughts, not your actions.

I looked up the feed, the evidence doesn't seem that damning.

It's clearly not about math if the people making the decisions operate on emotions. If it were clearly about math, we would better regulate the amount of debt people are allowed to take.

I get it, okay. The stick of butter that wished it was a real human has turned out to be racist. I'm not shocked- butter has always had it's own tray on the table and it's own drawer in the refridgerator. It's no shocker that when butter became a real girl she harbored resentment for those she felt didn't have the…

Well, I think we just see things different ways. I don't disagree with what you say as a possibility, per se, but I don't agree that it is a definite thing.

He is not saying "I see this girl as a sexual object." That is certainly a mischaracterization of what he is saying.

I am shocked Michael Bay would make something racially insulting and use an all white cast. I mean, this is outrageous news.

Bill doesn't really do it for me. I always feel like Bill would make a good farmer and I just don't belong on a farm.