The author's fucked up grammar/apostrophe use makes it impossible for me to take any of these etiquette tips seriously. Yes, I'm a snob.

I only lasted 30 seconds at the website before I became dizzy and nauseous due to the overwhelming pretentiousness. If others are similarly afflicted, that may be why they are bleeding money.

Captain Picard and Gandolf team up to play Magneto and Professor X? Asking for more than that already feels greedy.

I call bullshit. No woman would idealize these lucite hooker heels. And don't get me started on the pec monsters below.

But, like ... healthy fats. You needs them.

Finally! A diet that is simple and practical for the common, everyday barrel smashing Gorilla.

I know someone who followed this diet. She was super proud of herself. I don't think she does it anymore, but is still vegan, I believe. I think she started adding greens, but she still only ate fruit and vegetables (no grains, legumes, etc.). When she was doing this she would just cart around huge bags of tangerines…

But then she eats the pineapple and all 51 bananas make for the exit at once. O_O

She hasn't. Mostly, she's just bought new jeans, because isn't that the point of a diet?

I fucking hate bananas. I cannot imagine what she and her house must smell like. I want to vomit just looking at that pile of bananas. They're all fucking brown and shit.

usually eating meals consisting of a huge amount of a single fruit, such as two entire pinapples, five mangoes, two litres of orange juice, 1.4kg of apricots, or 20 bananas.

Goddamn, that is a shit ton of sugar.

That would be the best episode of any TV show, ever. "Nah, we're going to get a dog and see how it goes."

I've been suspicious about this too! I feel like Jessa and Jinger are the best (by that, I mean they are always rolling their eyes and seem kind of "over" it all, and no one cares about Jana), but Jill seems like kind of a suck up...I clearly watch this too much, but I'm a nanny and watch all the episodes on demand…

I'm willing to give her points for being 22 and not, like 16. My standards for this family are low.

Oh, WOW. They're FINALLY marrying off a girl. I stopped following them over a year ago. Nether thought I'd see it.

She said no, but when you're wearing the new Beats by Dre Studio Wireless headphones with adaptive noise-cancelling technology, you hear what you want.

"amateurs" - Darren Sharper

Just another instance of Kaepernick making an early exit without scoring

Sure, but most people are going to read this article and think "running a marathon is bad? Well, I may as well not run at all!" and think that's solid reasoning.