"How will you explain?"
Uh...with words.

Yeah. Duh. Which is why I said that.

To people who build apps - I would pay good money for a "size translator" where you could enter the size you buy in one store and it would recommend what size you should buy in another store, maybe even with user comments on how clothes fit on different sizes / body types, and how consistent the sizes are between…

I believe authorities said that the smell was immediately noticeable. Extreme heat can really accelerate those things.

And the fact that not only did he forget to drop him off, he also "forgot" to pick him up.

... And it's definitely NOT FOR GODDAMN CHILD-MURDERERS TO SHARE TIPS & TRICKS, fachrissakes! That part made the hair stand up on the backs of my knees, too. "Childfree" does not mean "erasing the children you already have". Jesus wept.

Apparently Harris told everyone that the child looked peaceful when he discovered him, with his eyes and mouth closed. The detective said the child's eyes and mouth were wide open. WORST PART OF THE HEARING.

Jesus Baldheaded Christ, this guy just throws one red flag after another. When I think back to how many "oh that poor man" defenders he had just last week.... Sooo many little bits of damnation up in here.

More than likely they were only charging $450 because they were supposed to be cremating the bodies.

This whole situation makes me so, so sad. I don't even have the energy to get angry... it's just THAT fucking sad.

The Klingon empire has issued a statement saying Qo'noS will not carry the World Cup this year since FIFA has no honor.

HA! Yeah, I feel that. I have actually puked at this restaurant too.
But in the parking lot, like a god damned civilized person!

I can see that, totally. But then you order takeout and do it at home, where you can spit the food straight into a trash can.

Dear Dana,

"It could be a bunch of people" is EXACTLY what I would tell my ex-boyfriend if I wrote an iconic break-up song about what a dick he was.

Bravo!

Actually a smart move on his part to not call it off in person. Wozniacki does pack a pretty mean backhand.

I'm sure they'll leave the $1 million goal in the dust. I backed it about 45 minutes ago and it was around $50,000. Now it's nearly $100,000. I'd wager they hit their goal before the day is out and that leaves 34 more days for people to back.

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