I have the following sizes (from different stores/brands) in my closet right now: S, M, L, 8, 10, 12, 14. They ALL fit me perfectly. WTAF?

Why did I read this? Awful. :'(

My dad's funeral cost about $10K and my grandmother's was about the same. My aunt died in 2008 and hers was a little less because she had been pre-paying it for a while. Funerals are expensive.

"They care about the quality of a show. For men, fart jokes and an explosion are enough."

Is she wearing one of North's baby bibs?

Maybe in addition to focusing their efforts on not shaming women into breastfeeding, they could also address their water quality issues which would, no doubt, better the lives of all their citizens.

Agreed. But for most of the first world, this is not an issue.

I EFF (exclusively formula fed) both my sons by choice and I was EFF. As long as you have regular access to clean drinking water, studies have shown a negligible difference between BF and FF babies. Women should be encouraged to feed in the manner most comfortable for them without being shamed.

I'm thinking a lot of those dresses might be Halloween costumes? You can get those dirt cheap on November 1st every year.

Geez, who shit in your cornflakes this morning?

Probably something about natural immunity being better for you than "chemical big pHARMa" immunity.

or just chuck the whole business and elope.

The point is that the tampons plug up the equipment at the water processing plant. The workers there just have to fish out nasty used tampons and guess what? They throw them away.

It's a lot cheaper to take out the trash than it is to pay a plumber to unclog the drain.

I don't know that she so much flashed those boobs —she unrolled them. Ick.

To the Person(s) Who May One Day Date My Sons:

Hello. I've been waiting for this moment since the day they were born. Let me tell you the only three things you need to know about a serious relationship with one of my boys:

1. I've raised my boys to be respectful of others-they will pull out your chair in the restaurant…

ALL clothing is beyond hideous right now! It's like the most heinous fabrics from the 1970's have vomited onto the ugliest clothing styles from the 1980's. It's fucking pathetic.

I've been losing quite enough weight on the "eat 1500 calories per day of whatever the fuck I want" + some moderate exercise. 25 down and another 10 or so to go! I don't think eating a metric fuck ton of fruit is a viable long-term option.

Amy Schumer is SO NOT FUNNY AT ALL. I can't believe comedy central picked up her show for a second season. Chelsea Handler is just God-awful.

I had my first child when I was 30 and my second at 31. I waited because I wanted to be in a career that was family friendly (I work adjunct for a community college). Hubby is a a SAHD. I work 30 credits per year, which is about 3-4 classes per semester (just enough for the employer to not offer health insurance, but…