Any holiday that lets me keep a bucket of candy on my desk is one I can get behind. I know a lot of people keep candy dishes, but this is a BUCKET, BABY. Although I think I'm going to cut off one of the guys I work with. Dude, it's for snacking, not meal replacement.

Halloween is a superior holiday. People who don't enjoy Halloween are typically people I do not understand.

When told the game tape was ambiguous, Belichick said: "Fine, if that's all you have to go on. But I've seen the practice tape, the sideline close-ups, and their halftime locker-room tape. Trust me, the Jets were doing this intentionally."

I just had my post natal checkup following my emergency c-section. My doctor said even though I had to use fertility treatment to get pregnant she wants us using contraception for at least a year to make sure everything is completely healed.

What happened to Tori Spelling is a really scary example of why you need to be so, so, so careful about contraception while you're recovering from a c-section- especially when it's your third one! Getting pregnant before your uterus is fully healed can be BAD news. I'm glad Tori and her son are both ok!

Much as it pains me to admit it, ESPN's "It all comes down to Monday night" ad campaign is pretty brilliant in terms of appealing to fantasy players, office pools and the like. Plus, at least on the West Coast, the games start at 5:30, so you're not forced to choose over something better.

Think of their poor Public Works employees, walking through those cinnaomon-and-babypoop-scented sewage tunnels.

I can only imagine what those poor folks in Cincinnati had to endure last night, watching that game while eating a bowl of Skyline chili.

That is the least official-looking document I've ever seen.

If my mom hadn't gone to school with a Jennifer whom she hated, I'd have been named Jennifer. Instead, I got Julie.

I grew up learning how to change a car's oil and drive a manual transmission. In the states, people look at me like I'm some kind of super hero O_O

Seriously how can you say no to that face? That teen bitchface?

My main takeaway from this article is that I can apparently make $15 per button if I opened a mending business catering exclusively to sad, useless kidults. SCORE.

If it had been reported that this happened over texts between them, I'd (in as much as I can possibly care) would think it was kind of sweet, but announcing it to the universe over Twitter just makes me feel like it's all about the publicity.

Its so weird that the thing Robert Pattinson finds most attractive in a woman is her smell, because I've always thought he probably smells like body odor and dirty underpants.

I'm surprised Kanye had enough time to look up from Ricardo Tischi's lap to tweet that.

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