Dat tweet.

LONG LIVE THE MAN BUN. Except no, good Lord, he looks like Olive Oyl.

Right there with ya hon. I've got one son and one daughter. I never cajole either of them to show anyone affection, give hugs, etc. I try to teach them keep your hands to yourself, and your body belongs to you. And, Use your words! I think feminist mothers of sons are going to solve this problem, if anyone is. …

Can we just discuss for one second as well too how stupid articles that tell college kids to stop drinking are? Sure, of course they should. But college kids are not going to stop drinking. It's like abstinence based education. It's not going to work.

I was ready to say that I'm over the Bad Lip Reading people because it's all the same but the added CG elements they put in made it all worthwhile.

I have never been motivated by images like this. I look at her body and all I can think is "Ooh, I have chocolate cake at home."

My excuse is that I do research on cancer.

MY excuse?

She wants praise and attention. This has nothing to do with inspiring other women. Be honest about your own narcissism.

The fact that she's posting pictures like this seems to suggest she hasn't fully recovered from her issues with food and body image.

"Nth*Baby^Rho" - Which I believe has something to do with Pearson's r, and the obvious conclusion that over time Phillip Rivers will reproduce infinitely.

I FUCKING HATE PINKWASHING! I HATE IT HATE IT HATE IT! THINKING ABOUT IT MAKE ME TALK IN ALL CAPS, THAT'S HOW MUCH I HATE IT!

Since people are delaying (or not bothering with) marriage more and more, you would think there would be more sympathy for when long-term relationships break up. It really is the same as divorce.

He's a real tough guy. Beating up toddlers and women. I'd like to see him take on someone his own size. Fucker.

I thought to myself, "If they don't show the full extraction by the end of the video I'm going to be pissed." But I was wrong. I'd really like to see them properly disinfect/bandage the giant HOLE LEFT IN HER SKIN!

If I were you, I would put "Liberator of Ingrown Backhairs" on my resume.

Yup, my boyfriend gets very irritated with me. IT'S FOR YOUR OWN GOOD!! NOT REALLY THOUGH, I JUST NEED TO PLEASE LET ME!!!

Yes, my ex used to let me squeeze his back zits, it was so fun. Also, he has a bump on his chest that he said he had for years and let me pick at it... turns out it was, no joke, at least 5 fully grown ingrown chest hairs. I felt like a god when I finally got them all out and he was happy the bump was finally gone.…

I'm an addict. The best (worst?) part is my husband is pretty furry and always has wonderful little ingrown hairs just under his top layer of skin. I can usually scratch them free. SO SATISFYING. I'm like, a liberator of back hairs.

I can't... I can't even handle the still image in the embedded video.