I hate the pink ribbon. I was done when our city garbage collections began offering special pink trash cans for this month. Yep, I'm out. And it's even more ironic that everything in the NFL is blazing pink, considering how many men in the NFL abuse their wives/girlfriends (and murder them, too). If you feel…

Well, I suppose it's possible that grandpa was originally like his daughter, but changed his mind after some life experiences or what-not. I also think, though, some people are just born assholes. My brother and I were raised by the same parents, lived together until he was 18, went to the same schools, etc.,..he's…

This play has been put on in several places in my state (not in the south), including universities and high schools. This never happened at any of the shows, but then again, we're not homophobic asses.

All I can think of is that guy from Futurama who says, "Welcome to the world of tomorrow!"

Yeah, he looks like a combo of Frank and Mia. Certainly not Woody's son.

*YAWN*

Oh. My. God. Get over yourself. Not everything in life is misogynistic. Yes, clearly because I made reference to milk bags, I endorse denying women basic human rights. Way to take comments completely out of context and make a snap judgment.

Why do the kids know the password in the first place? I refuse to tell the pw to my kids...problem solved!

Why do the kids know the password in the first place? I refuse to tell the pw to my kids...problem solved!

Seconding the Navy CU suggestion. I wonder if USAA is doing something as well?

Geez, people. Just cash in some stock options to survive. Whiners. #WWMRD (What would Mitt Romney Do?)

As an owner and sometimes user of breasts for their actual biological function (producing milk for babies), I think you need to untwist your panties. A breast is essentially a bag of fatty tissues which also contain milk ducts. Thus, the phrase milk bag is an apt description.

Isn't that what they are? She's nursing...as she's told the whole world.

Between, the hair and the dress, which does not support her milk bags, there is nothing good going on here. Hot mess.

You may want to have that checked out...one of my good friends had that issue and found out that she has endometriosis. Taking some ibuprofen about 2-3 days before your period (each day) will thin out the blood clots and make it less awful.

Daddy needs his sleeping pill? Oh dear...I'm afraid all we have left are suppositories.

Yeah...I think you need way bigger tits and more curves to rock this dress.

I'm having a hard time believing this catch isn't taken!

Why the fuck would you WANT to marry this asshole? Jesus Christ, honey...you can do better!

Sure, you hate all their other songs. Of course you do.