When I was dating my now-husband, we broke up for a bit. I was completely heartbroken and when I moved out of our townhouse, I took all the spices and hot sauces. It gave me great pleasure to chuck them down the garbage chute at my new apt building.

Well, at least he's honest.

I don't understand how someone can live in this type of relationship.

I like Nickelback and I don't care who knows it.

I don't understand how this is a tragic ending. He told the bio mom he didn't want anything to do with the child, wasn't going to pay child support and signed over his parental rights...then changed his mind. He's a douche and the child should never have been removed from her parents and returned to him at 27 months…

Just proves that repeated concussions have life-long effects.

Looks like a bondage outfit. YUCK.

Oh, Cersei...

She looks like a Bratz Doll.

This is an unforgiving fabric. :(

No. The dress is gorgeous, but I fucking hate her hair and this makeup is ugly. NO.

Looks like a bobble-head.

Geez, did she just see her reflection?

Rocking it!

Beautiful...the hair, the make up, the dress, just beautiful!

Her boobs are masked heroes!

Jewel was on Fox and Friends?

Yes, how dare they be concerned for a fellow human being?! Assholes.

I think this is an unnecessary risk, but I am not a fat fuck. I did yoga all throughout both my pregnancies and delivered son #1 in 2 hours (total labor time) and son #2 in 30 minutes (again, total labor time). Also, just because mom is fit, that doesn't mean the baby will be healthy (although I hope it is).

I'm sorry for your family's loss. I can't even and don't want to imagine what that was like. Also, I love this response to all these fuckwits who presume to know your mom. EPIC WIN.