Wow, he’s wrong on a lot of things.

Cut it out with the puns already.

It doesn’t make a vas deferens to me.

I groined out loud because of it.

That joke really hits below the belt.

It’s good to know knowledge of the castrati has survived the teste of time.

“Fetuses are engineered to conform to their ultimate station in life, and are classified under a caste system: Alpha, Beta, Gamma, Delta, and Epsilon. Gammas and Deltas are subject to the Bokanovsky Process, which allows scientists to induce eggs to produce up to 96 identical embryos, which go on to form 96 identical…

Ah I know its cliche to want a tree planted over your dead body, but now I want a tree planted over my body so that in couple hundred years maybe my skeleton can scare someone when the tree falls over.

Well, I get that she was harder to masturbate to. Those poor guys must have been so distressed

If someone at Disney isn’t greenlighting Sisterhood of the Travelling Armor right now, I’ll eat my yubnubs. Great story.

I know that there are already people working on it. :)

Aren't you a little short for a stormtr....... I can't these two are heroic and cute together, cutoic if you will.

501st Legion, could you start working on this one?

I think part of my amazement is that I'm 38 and it takes me two weeks to grow a puberty beard. You guys are awesome! Also, would totally star your comment but can't for some reason.

That’s actually a very common skill in Canada, you can’t get a drinking and driving license unless you can will a beard into existence. I think you also have to do it before you can run for parliament, so he was doing that because he’s a rather unknow candidate and it helped people know he is a legitimate contender.

No sir. Our ads are boring, and come in 2 flavor’s:

That was a favorite. Thank you. Sniffle.

Serious moment- I'll miss your pro/con write ups. You're half the reason I watched this train wreck, for two seasons too long. The pro/cons always reminded me of watching it with a snarky friend.