Didn't realize Kim Kardashian was a video game actress.

People love to leap.

So the guy with the military gear and assault rifle is wearing the Sony "Play & Peace" banner, eh?

This Minecraft porn is teeeeerrribbbllee.

Oh, France.

How about the simultaneous announcement of three playable smash characters that no one saw coming.

No, I'm just comparing them to the reports I heard of restaurants giving away free meals to people who were financially affected.

A Slummit.

Shouldn't we sluts have had some sort of meeting, a national whoriness summit, if you will, to discuss things before exposing our true goals of getting off at any cost, functioning nation be damned? I feel like the sluttiness alliance may have blown their load a little early on this one. Oh well, they are on to us…

I'm going to be fabulous.

I've already seen some ridiculous parodies:

Incoming lawsuit.

It is possible that Thor is simply adjusting to the mortal constraints that the Avengers have placed upon his interactions with the general populace of Earth; he could Prance like a god if he so chose, but the awe-inspiring nature of his lupine grace would bring all progress on the planet to a grinding halt as every…

Saw this on joystiq.