12.5k? Nice Price!

Land Rover Defender, hands down. I built them for customers that would happily shoot the money cannon at their dream truck. They wound up with an underpowered brick that had awful ergonomics, build quality of a snap-tite model, equipment levels of a cave and eye watering repair bills for life. Never understood the…

What do you think the VW dealers will do? Their franchise will most definitely be taking a beating in sales, as they're caught between pissed owners, a lying manufacturer, and inventory that will be akin to selling week old bread. I could definitely see them filing, or joining that suit. Probably give the whole case…

“Looks like it comes with a salvage title from the factory”

Above 65mph, I’m mixing paint in the cab, especially with 40k mile old 31in Grabbers. Wheels probably need to be balanced.

95mph? That's plain crazy. For its farm tractor simplicity and serviceability, I wouldn't make any brash moves at those speeds. Things in there don't react well to bullets.

They’ve got top men working on it right now.

Muthafuckin Kruteaz! I know those! My cousin and I used to make those in a big tub container. I called them stupid man pancakes; just add water and breakfast is served. They are pretty bomb, but I didn't know they were crushing the Whole Foods crowd! Good for them!

That’s the ticket. Could be good enough to retire on.

Jesus, I get nervous pushing my Frontier to 70mph. A Hardbody went over double that? Dude’s got brass balls.

GTFO no syrup? Must have been butter or something? These may need to be judged in the crucible of a taste test eat off challenge.

I love pancakes! Can gluten free pancakes really be delicious, or is the coffee that bad?

Car Max may let you name your price, like Progressive. It’s definitely cheaper than their outlay in repairs for the next three years!

I changed five light bulbs in my truck today. One parking light and four(!) in the high mount stop light. Hard to believe that I'm still single.

T tops! T tops!

Hey lady! Can I test drive your Vulva?!

I lolz’d at service carrier position. Went through that with mom’s old Jetta when the radiator came out. Shoulda just burnt it to the ground.

Yes please! That’s got to be a riot out by the Quabbin. Such a beautiful place, and gotta be even better tearing around there in cop cars!

Never understood the fascination with the matte colors. They always looked to me like they missed the clear coat stage of the paint process. Not to mention, it’s an extra cost paint and it’s a bitch to keep clean. Pay more for a less finished product. Sounds like a tax on the stupid.

That color insights a collective ‘yawn’. Looks like it was chosen after many hours in the retirement home, wearing grey sweatpants and holding a Kleenex box. Total blue hair special.