Don’t even get me started on the air pump that pressurizes the gas tank. Playing,”What’s that farting noise under the Jetta?” with that stupid car. Just shy of a grand later, because the tank had to be dropped to replace the air lines the mice chewed through, and a new pump because the old one burned out. At least the…

You had me at LR3...

Indy 500 at 7am. It's a gigantic infield party, then a race breaks out. Epic.

You say glitch, I call it an undocumented feature...

Sounds like a complete pointy haired boss. Sure, no sweat, just engineer me up some competitive V8 Formula 1 engines. It was the engineer’s fault that the series asked for complicated turbocharged V6 engines at the drop of a hat. F1 is a shit series anyway. Total money grab.

I’ve got the silicone spray WD-40 with the EZ sprits tip. Can’t believe that Penetrating Oil hasn’t caught up. My shed is littered with those goddamn straws!

They already figured out how to make the cargo van fast. Put a Transit on top of an XJ220.

I would totally buy a tribute Tacoma to Back to the Future. There’s not a soul on Earth that wouldn’t love to have that rig. I’ll put that on paper.

I wonder if dashcams are the cause of all this excitement. Everyone with them wants to have some kind of Michael Bay sequence unfold, to post on YouTube.

That’s exactly how I teach driving stick. Just like taking the MSF class, learn how the clutch bites at its friction point. I think it’s a lot more effective teaching at zero to rolling than just “raise the revs” and release this pedal.

Been there, done that.

Neat! Love the flares.

I guess I’m going to build my own car...

It looks just like the last Taco, inside and out, with timid restyling touches. Still has the exposed exhaust manifold that will become flattened. Nothing to see here. Move along.

Saw my first one yesterday in the O’Neill tunnel (Callahan tunnel to you old timers like me). I think it was a stick too! Total hoonicorn.

I’ll have mine rear engined please!

They'll get up there. My Jetta wagon had mice in the sunroof control panel. I opened it up to fix the door lights, and a bunch of insulation chips came pouring out. Found the little bastard and fed him to a boa constrictor.

I saw that too! I want a phone call from warrant!

I worked at a Pontiac Jeep Eagle dealer 20 years ago. It's a DPW barn now, but it's across from a Dairy Queen!

FRAM 7317. Just replaced it two days ago.