Apologies ahead, Andrew - this is a long one.

NSFW. But if you’re working on a Saturday night... Meh, who cares?

94 Civic, with mismatched door and replaced unpainted rear bumper.

[rant]

IT’S SO HAPPY!

I seem to remember the bar for ‘Ultimate German Bad Guy’ was set pretty high back in the 1940's...

Yeah, I thought “bro” was used for white college frat kids and the sort. Brogrammers being my most hated form of bro. Enough knowledge to program and spend all the money on their car, fantasy sports, and vaping.

Just give us the god damn laser headlights

“Ah poor life choices and unscrupulous Craigslist sellers go hand in hand.”

I have no clever comment to make about your story so here is 10 minutes of British drivers swearing at other British drivers. Also I’ve recently learned that cunt is “literally the worst word” in Americanese so if you are American you might want to give this a miss, for everyone else enjoy.

“You see what happens Larry? You see what happens when you find a stranger in the Armenian Alps?!”

Is it bad I think Nissan hit Pickup Truck perfection with the Hardbody SE V6 4X4? That was a great truck.

Tank? Parade Float? OK.

B7....

The crows seemed to be calling his name, thought Caw.

Uh oh, better get mako.

1948 Tucker.

the inevitable English ‘bloody hell, it’s gone tits up once again’-ness

I had one ride in a Class 8 race truck through the desert. It was a combination of yelling at the top of my lungs and clenching my ass to keep the poop in.