Rank them in order of which has finished the Kessel Run in the least parsecs.

My obvious lack of ability to format and size properly aside. Braised short ribs on top of cheesy gruyere polenta.

I gave birth once. Never again. Getting an episiotomy without anesthesia was the exact opposite of “magical”, lol.

I gave birth once, and there was nothing mundane or ordinary about it. It was the most incredible experience of my life. It was magical.

MAN: the gods have blessed you with baby magic and makes the baby again, the gods are good to us

I can’t wait for James’s inevitable ripoff, Fifty Shades of Beige.

I’ve been eventually dumped or rejected or made to feel like shit in some capacity by almost every dude I’ve ever fucked or wanted to fuck and yet somehow I’ve managed to never mass murder

The problem is guns. Not mental illness, not misogyny, not male entitlement. Those are other problems, with other solutions. The problem causing mass shootings is guns.

While I think there is something to be said for legalizing and regulating prostitution, that is an entirely separate thing. And I think there is something to be said for providing outlets, sort of...that can get a bit out of control but regardless. Prostitution...

Yes, really. Are you implying rapists are seeking sexual satisfaction when they rape? Wrong, it is a violent power issue, not a “Man, I could really use some sex right now” issue.

Really. Rape has very little to do with sex, and everything to do with power. Making it easier for rapists to get laid consensually isn't going to address the issue.

Rape is not about sex. It’s about asserting power over another person. You don’t think Bill Cosby had access to both prostitutes and groupies? He did but he still raped many many many women.

Not for the guys where rape is about power and not about sex, anyways.

Well...rape is about power. The rapists would then be raping the prostitutes. Prostitutes do not deserve to be raped anymore than any other segment of the population.

Typical. Nobody remembers Miles o Brian’s Cardasian vacations...

I’d nominate Witches Abroad. Which was a disaster for people all over a continent when the tried to engage with three lost looking ladies, two of whom were elderly.

You got caught with a flat, well how about that?

“Come out to the coast, we’ll get together, have a few laughs...”

This is awesome. I love the album ever since I was a little'un (I'm now 34), and while my parents own it on the original Vinyl, I have the 1980 remaster CD (Not the completely redone Remix album). And not only did you have the Moody Blues in there, you also had Phil Lynott of Thin Lizzy and David Essex.

uuuuuullllaaaaaaaa - still my favourite ringtone.