LOL man you need to pay attention to context. The literal translation is "fucked its sister". The correct one is "he fucked it up".

Really, though? Can't someone listen to their news rather than reading/viewing it and still be informed? And if you have no reason to think you're spelling something wrong, why would you look it up? And does being a poor speller negate all other aspects of your intellect?

At least we're not at war with Azerbaijan, amiright?

Walt is not "just as bad", he's very clearly much much worse. "Breaking bad" is not a reference to Skylar's character development.

Ha. Yeah, can't hate a baby. If anything I should be rooting for said baby, because it's the only member of that family who has any potential to do something with any talent/intelligence.

Here in the Detroit area, seems like everybody's in mourning. :(

HAH that actually has considerable internet history as a name for a network.

Hang in there. You'll get through it. I had a similar situation for the longest time, made worse by my mom's opinion that it was my duty to do well at school (so she almost never celebrated my achievements). Maybe you can talk to your therapist and see if you can change your drugs and/or dosage to help you climb out…

This was a hard question for me. It was simultaneously the worst thing I ever did and the most important thing I ever did. I cut myself off from my alcoholic, sexually abusive mom. I just disappeared. I didn't get her any help. I just ran. I have no idea if she's OK.

Oh, man, I must say that I envy you for your slavic visage. Although I am the offspring of a long line of viking god-like men and women that would make even Grendel and his mother cower, I managed to come out looking more like a very friendly and cheery garden gnome. The more that I think about it a face tattoo is…

Isn't it curious what people will name their wifi networks?

I'm finally feeling alive again after being sick for another spell. That means I can work on art projects! I haven't drawn for such a long time that thinking about how long it has been makes me feel panicked. Instead I've been taping paint color sample cards to the wall of my room whenever my gut feels well enough.…

Fun fact: "penis" and "vagina" were also originally slang. They literally mean "tail" and "(sword) sheath" in Latin.

Jez, I think I have intimacy issues. Open adoration from my ex, back when he wasn't my ex, always made me really uncomfortable, and now that I'm single, both the idea of being adored by someone again and even seeing that type of love in movies/tv kind of skeeves me out.

My life shall now be divided in to two eras, before and after I learnt there was a euphemism for vagina which called it Cecily Bumtrinket...CECILY BUMTRINKET.

Thomas Quick. When he confessed to murder for the first time, I was eight and living about an hour away from the institution where he was, and still is, kept. The news coverage about his confessions was such that even at eight, I heard and read more than I probably should have. Quick often featured in my nightmares.…

I've gone through this situation (on both ends) so much over the last two years. Either someone has taken advantage of the friendship, grown apart, or I've done one of those two. Luckily, I'm that guy that always wants to talk it out and figure out the problem, regardless of if it's solvable — just tell me what's up!

I have a co worker/friend that has turned into a ridiculous glory hound. It has gotten so bad that he will only work on projects that will get him praise and he will just ignore every day work and responsibility. Found out he has been running around behind my back trying to make me look bad to the bosses and co…

How is it that fitday.com isn't getting any love? I have (in the past) depended on this web site completely! Now I'm fat and lazy and gross.