OMG I wanted to do this whole jokey bit about what good dancers they are but unfortunately there are too many people that can't handle jokes like that and absolutely have nervous breakdowns in the comments because you technically wrote something that's "wrong." Even when they know it's a joke, they lose their goddamn…

Thanks for posting that, I didn't want to Google "Santa that looks like a penis" at work.

I even love that she remembered that the guy's name was Tom, and not Fernando.

You mentioned English is your mom's second language? If she was raised in a country where people are less PC and more blunt/open, I can see why she doesn't get the offense. I'm a little surprised at the comments saying you're putting your mom's feelings over your friends' "dignity." As a brown girl who looks racially…

Literally the only celebrity I'm sad about. It wasn't just his insight or his love for movies; it was his love for life. I can't remember which movie review it is, but he detours halfway through to discuss how to kiss a girl. It's utterly perfect. I'm getting sad just typing this.

Ebert falls into the category of person I never met personally but I still can't believe is gone. I miss him, his reviews, his insights so much. I used to comment occasionally over on his blog, and he wrote back twice. I practically cried, I was so thrilled.

No but seriously - shut the fuck up! How about,

Seriously. It has nothing to do with the fact that we're usually used as props or decoration. It's all about keeping the booty precious.

This ad says quite a bit about sex in advertising: The male models are wearing pants and just have their shirts off, the woman only has the tiniest shorts i've ever seen.

I get the point of his privilege. A lot of my white friends are bros of the Chet Haze mold to some extent. They only listen to rap, they mix A&F with snap-backs, have a fair number of black friends, are more culturally aware/in tune with black people than your average white dude etc. As a black dude I clearly…

You want Gawker, not lifehacker. Gawker's down the hall, the last door on your left.

I'm saying as a Asian woman that it's actually a huge pain in the ass to date, and that unless you have been in our place, you have no idea what it's like. To say that Asian women are just looking for white man because white stereotype is infuriating and infantizing. We live in a white culture. Everything we're ever…

That face.

Matthew McConaughey did it first.

Have I ever told you that all of my pictures of him are saved in a file entitled "The Love of my Life?"

All lists are immediately invalid without this delightful Northern light.

He looks dirty. Not in a magical "my panties are gone" way, but in a bleach and firm scrubbing way.

This picture is not sexy. It's disgusting and makes me feel like I need to shower just looking at it!