HOPEFULLY A LOT OF THE TIPS CAN HELP YOU HERE BABY.

Does anyone remember that study they did in law schools, where they studied the perception of women vs men talking? They tried to have a classroom where women and men talked exactly 50% of the time but they could't complete the study because the men complained so much about women dominating the class.

I'd have sex with Tim Curry in Legend if that counts.

As a child of the 80s, it gleefully reminds of this:

The Roots are the best. Seriously.

If your joke had been funny...or, you know, a joke...you wouldn't have been jumped on. Instead, you went with a prototypically bro-tastic "penises are gross because I am a masculine man" blast. This is usually read as a homophobic sort of statement. If you didn't know that before, now you know.

Why can't people taking dick pics with some better indicators of scale? I think it should be mandatory that all future dick picks be shot with a quarter perched on the tip.

Heterosexual men have some huge (or not) cognitive dissonance about the fact that the people out there looking for dick pics, are not the kind of people they want looking at their dicks.

His Bareness

We do live in a crumbling society. Morality has plummeted into a morass of debauchery, sin, and lowbrow attempts at relevance. We, as a people, strive for attention, and by doing so, we make fools of ourselves and others at the expense of culture and refinement. I understand you may feel overshadowed by another man's…

I've got news for you....It IS sentient.
Megatron is going to terrorize your vagina.

I'm not ready for you to orgasm yet, Dave.

See, for me, scary would be something that looks too complicated. Something like this:

Actually the dragon tongue looks kinda hot! That may be partly cause I'm a scifi dork, but love the potential oral simulation followed with Gspot stimulation (that curve is perfect!)

Hmmm. Conceptually, I sort of like the first one... but only if the voice recording was giving hot, dominant smack talk that fit his expression, not these weak and weird "sorry I suck in bed" statements.

I'll just leave this here.

Why wouldn't it!? Ugh, women today, it's like no one cares about their appearance.

Uuughh, I hate the little dolphin/butterfly/whatever vibrators. Basically anything that contributes anything I associate with children into something sexual . . . *shudders*.

Why would my clitoris need mascara?