1 loaf of whole grain bread with the most amount of grains?

Oh, he wants Trump Bread. The classiest, grainiest bread on the market. No Mexican buyers, please.

It’s VW clean diesel.

“Today, it’s all gone. You get a whale show up with four million in a suitcase, and some twenty-five-year-old hotel school kid is gonna want his Social Security Number.”

There was this guy today at the cafe, where we were the only two people in the room, and he kept on staring at me, while I was eating, doing homework, and using the phone. And as I was using Tinder, I saw his profile, it was quite racially charged and full of fetishization (think confederate flags, Yellow Fever,…

It makes sense that an institution with a history of telling women how to not get themselves raped would now start telling black kids how to not get themselves shot.

Helpful! But they left out the most important tip - have white children.

"He's losing his mind... and I'm reaping all the benefits."

I spent three weeks in Sao Paulo for work back in 1998 and even in the nice areas hearing gunshots was way more common than it is in a gun-torn US city like Chicago. From what I understand the wealth distribution hasn't gotten any better.

I often make much more than this, by simply driving my car to a destination (Mexico), letting some people fill my trunk with duffel bags, and driving it right back ( to America)! I don't even have to let it sit there!

I think the comprehensive list of things Tigers will eat is:

It's pretty but it's no E38.

I'm not sure why this is so hard to believe. People meet people. Occasionally, they want to bone each other.

Is she really that popular, because I've never heard of herbivore.

On a late summer/early fall evening, I was getting ready for bed in my dorm room in Australia, where I was studying abroad.

Little Timmy was suspended for 52 weeks. The difference between 5 and 2 is 3.

And here is the Pastor Maldonado edition

The woman was later charged with possession.

Well, little girl or freshman at Arizona State.